Paris heading to Harvard University

World Entertainment News Network ^ | 1-14-2008 | World Entertainment News Network

[Westlander]

Paris Hilton is heading to Harvard University, but not to study she will be named its Woman of the Year.

[Westlander]

'The Big Easy'

[robomatik]

she’ll be at the lambda lambda lambda house at 2 a.m. to pass out belly jello shots- or just to pass out

[lesser_satan]

[peggybac]

OMG I love that!!!!!!!!!!

[rebel_yell2]

Will she wash my car?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

No, she'll be at Sigma Delta Tau (SDT)

In Ivy terms, sixty dirty tw*ts.

Har.

[SAJ]

Fiction can't BEGIN to compare with truth any longer, eh?

What next? She'll be mascot for the Krokodilos?

Haven't laughed this hard in about 2 years.

Best to you, m'friend!

[robomatik]

only for an in-and-out burger. :)

[PzLdr]

Says a whole lot about Harvard and the Ivy League

[Jack Black]

Ah yes, Hasty Pudding humor at its best. It will be a fun show.

[robomatik]

i’m not sure what you mean by “hasty pudding humor” i was merely referencing her tasteless commercial for a burger place in kalifornia. i thought it was in-and-out burger? am i wrong?

[Candor7]

Will we be subjected to a new sex video?

Paris does Harvard?

Or maybe, Paris in a Quad?

Harvard must be inane or this thread is Scrappleface!

[Kickass Conservative]

Actually, it was Carl’s Jr.
And they are the best fast food burgers going.

In and Out is in a different class. I don’t think of them in the same light as Carl’s. McDonald’s, Burger King and Jack in the Box. Out of those, Carl’s rules...

[Paleo Conservative]

In what category?

[Kickass Conservative]

And no, I have no idea what my last post has to do with Paris Hilton going to visit the pinheads at Harvard.

[robomatik]

thanks for setting me straight.

i can't resist though
"In and Out is in a different class"
are you saying that they are in and out is an inferior class- just like paris? :)

[robomatik]

paris does Paris?

[Westlander]

Neurosurgery.

[Kickass Conservative]

No, In and Out Burger is a restaurant, not just a fast food place.

Paris Hilton is, well let’s see, she’s a - a - a, too damn skinny and after seeing some of her video, rather boring.
But that’s just my humble opinion.

[Candor7]

paris could do Paris, but the harvard club in Paris might put Paris in paris and paris would complain about Paris!Clamydia results.

National Lampoon may be lampoontanging Paris.

In any event, someone at Harvard will be getting a blow job.