Paris heading to Harvard University

World Entertainment News Network ^ | 1-14-2008 | World Entertainment News Network

[robomatik]

the question is, what sort of honorary degree will be bestowed upon paris during her visit?

[robomatik]

roflmao

[Kickass Conservative]

Cinematography...
Best performance using a night shot video camera.

[jws3sticks]

the question is, what sort of honorary degree will be bestowed upon Paris during her visit?

Rather than posting any of her disgusting video links, how about creating a new "Best Choking The Chicken Award"?

That's assuming that I, not a graduate of the mighty Harvard, missed that award from some or many years in the past.

Just being pissy, sorry....

[robomatik]

i dont think paris has a chicken to choke.

i've had some wine tonight (my brother came over) and paris is sooo easy to make fun of. its easy and entertaining.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Paris looks Jewish

[UCFRoadWarrior]

Imagine, being a star based on a former boyfriend making a porno movie while he was practicing procreation with you.

Paris Hilton, the ultimate Sluts and Nuts champ

[OKIEDOC]

She is being inducted into the I Eata Theata fraternity as dorm mom.

[Kid Shelleen]

[Right Wing Assault]

http://www.lemonzoo.com/content/A/15184-content.swf

She's a robot.

[Bon mots]

Knowledge is power.
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
It's not who you know, it's who you blow. (At least, in Paris Hilton's case.)

[BohDaThone]

“Hasty Pudding” is the name of the student group making the “award”; It is an annual spoof event. The “honoree” gets roasted and lampooned. It’s not the harvard administration. IT’S A JOKE!

[8mmMauser]

On our campus it was Delta Pi

[Westlander]

'Could you put those handcuffs on me again? It makes me feel like I’m in my own bed'.

Statement from her jail cell

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The Hasty Pudding Club is the student drama club. They have a habit of making snark, derisive awards. It’ll be more a roast than a love in. She’ll be the [pardon the term] butt of “good natured” snarky humor. I don’t think she has any idea what she’s in for.

Paris Hilton, imho, has no discernable talent other than a vapid, casual sluttiness. Mae West elevated sluttiness to an art form, Paris is merely vulgar and clueless.

[MarkL]

This certainly says a lot about Harvard...

Mark

[Congressman Billybob]

I didn't know that John Harvard's descendants had such a keen sense of humor. But then again, they DID name Cornel West as a University Scholar (before Princeton lured his incompetent butt away).

I'm not thumping the tub for my own university. Eli Yale is now spinning in his grave over some of the faculty there. Some are as bad as Cornel West, just not as well known.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article, "License? We Don't Need No Steenkin' License!"

A Freeper in Congress? Please act now.

[SAJ]

Oh, I’ve no brief for Yale, either, and for generally the same reasons as you. Their alumni solicitations are very good for starting a nice fire on a winter’s night, though.

[wmileo]

“Paris does Harvard?”

She will be giving new meaning to the phrase “heading for”.