"Kick Me" CARTOON featuring Hillary Clinton...

IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 1/19/2008 | IPWGOP

[IPWGOP]

 

Jan. 19, 2008...

based on the following news story:

Hillary talks about Monica Lewinsky

Asked by Tyra Banks whether she was embarrassed by Clinton's relationship with Monica Lewinsky, which eventually led to his impeachment, she said "sure, all of that."

"The momentary feelings -- you are mad, you are really upset, you are disappointed, all of that goes through your mind.

"I have found you really shouldn't make decisions in the heat of those moments."

..."I never doubted Bill's love for me, ever"

 

 

 

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[IPWGOP]

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[IPWGOP]

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[doug from upland]

For those who don’t know, Bill gave Hillary one of her prized possesions on their second date: LEAVES OF GRASS. Unfortunately, he gave the same cherished gift to Monica. I wonder if he got a bulk discount.

[Iron Munro]

!!!!! Hillary is playing the Sympathy Card !!!!!

Remember how her approval ratings shot sky high when the Monica affair was first made public and she played the role of the wronged woman?

So does she.

She also saw how good the sympathy factor worked for her when she shed a few crocodile tears in New Hampshire so she agreed to discuss Monica on national TV to remind the suckers that she is the loving wife who was wronged by the bad boy husband and the harlot and get those sympathy votes flowing.

Everyone KNOWS what a cold, calculating witch she is and that this subject would never be broached in an interview without her prior agreement.
And she wouldn't agree if she didn't she an upside effect on the voting.

[NRA2BFree]

Kick me harder. LOL

Thanks, Linda. Another good one! :o)

[IPWGOP]

You are so right

[doug from upland]

Some guys buy candy. Some buy jewelry. Some have a romantic candlelight dinner. It was a tough time on Valentine's Day in 1998. Ever the romantic, Bill did this special song for his bride.

BEST OF MY LOVE

When I'm finished signing executive orders, I'm in the mood to get laid
So I send the boys out to find a young woman, I tell her don't be afraid
I give some kneepads to her, and I'm looking down at her from above
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love

Then they go out trolling and bring me another who will perform like a champ
And I do not care what the right wingers call her, so what that she is a tramp
But when she's finally finished, dear you are always right there on my mind
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love

Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you'll get the rest of my love
Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you'll get the rest of my love
You know I'm very weak and I can't help myself, that may sound corny
But I have not grown up, when I see T & A, I'm getting so darn horny

To me chicks are only something that I play with, they're only made to be used
As long as I'm doing the job I was paid for, why do I get so abused
(I say that) it is my private business, so please don't hassle me my sweet turtle dove
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love I'll give what's left of my love

[4woodenboats]

LEAVES OF GRASS

I've seen the wastoid pic of those two. I'm fairly certain it was skunk bud - maybe opiated thai sticks or hashish.

Regardless, it wasn't long before he was rolling in greener fields, so if he didn't want her, what the heck makes anyone think WE do?

[Syncro]

Hilliary’s face says it all!

Good one

[america4vr]

Listening to Hillary describe her humongous dilemma how she dealt with the President wasting a perfectly fine Cuban Cohiba like that, she makes it sound as if her decision was one borne of overwhelming fortitude and moral character, that she sacrificed whatever it was in order to protect her family.

Deciding not to do anything really at all, deciding to remain as an occupant of what is inarguably the finest residential experience anyone could possibly enjoy, deciding to remain at what is inarguably a dream position as opposed to what? moving out of the White House, where to?

Big Frigging deal! What does it take to decide you'll stay put as First lady??

To those of you who haven't heard this before, I'd like to repeat a joke from the days of Monica.

During the crisis, Hillary expressed her resentment regarding the lack of any physical contact between Bill and herself for far too many long years.

And so in order to placate Hillary, Bill proceeds to do his very best to satisfy Hillary's desperation out of her decades long sexual drought.

After the deed was done, Bill asks Hillary how the experience went for her.

You know, Bill, she says, close but no cigar.

[IPWGOP]

[america4vr]

A picture is indeed worth a thousand words.

[bannie]

PERFECT!!!! BULL'S EYE!!!

[Libloather]

"Kick Me" CARTOON featuring Hillary Clinton...

Awfully big target...

[Humidston]

What a team....

There’s a sucker born every minute. And the dems have a lock on STUPID.