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hee, hee......
1 posted on 01/27/2008 4:10:42 AM PST by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

Bump!

Certainly a vastly undersubscribed organization.


2 posted on 01/27/2008 5:01:45 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: Sub-Driver

Sorry, but step 13....

“13. Having experienced all of the above, WE vote only for true Conservative Republicans in every election, and plaster our automobiles with the biggest support stickers we can get as a visible outward sign of our inward moral regeneration. “

... can’t be done this election. No conservatives are running for President.


3 posted on 01/27/2008 5:48:53 AM PST by Seruzawa
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To: Sub-Driver

[supervised exercises in analysis and synthesis of actual and accurate concrete data, combined, when necessary, with occasional doses of reaction-formation therapy and electroshock treatments]

Electroshock treatments?That is not right at all.

[Many LibAnon members have never before experienced an opinion actually based in either fact or the experiential real world, much less both. Academicians, politicians, and Episcopalians are the organization’s most difficult members in which to affect even a semblance of thought moderation - much less cure.]

[Academicians, politicians, and Episcopalians]

This is so true.


4 posted on 01/27/2008 5:51:42 AM PST by kindred (The GOP is the proverbial barrel of rotten apples, vote third party conservative.)
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To: Sub-Driver
THE 13 PRESCRIPTIVE PRINCIPLES ("STEPS") OF LIBERALS ANONYMOUS


1. WE admit we are not powerless over liberalism, but nevertheless, that we have allowed it to make a mockery of our cities, our schools, our universities, our borders, our foreign policy, and our daily lives.

2. WE have finally, belatedly, and bearing well-deserved shame, come to understand and know that a Power incalculably greater than ourselves can restore us to spiritual and moral sanity.

3. WE made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as He is rather than as we would have Him be for our convenience and self-esteem.

4. WE made a searching and (hopefully) fearless spiritual, moral, cultural, fiscal, and political inventory of our liberal, progressive, and/or socialist, opinions, views, selves and associations.

5. WE admitted to ourselves, to another as-yet-unrepentant liberal, our parents, a pollster, and a voting booth the exact nature of our previous wrongs, as well as the lack of either factual bases or reality to have supported much less committed them.

6. WE are entirely ready to have all these defects of character removed. Permanently.

7. WE humbly pray for the removal of our shortcomings and "good intentions" before they result in America's burial somewhere along the road to either a world-rendering nuclear "oops" or perdition.

8. WE made a list of all persons we had harmed with our kooky opinions, views, and acts by looking up everyone we ever knew in the telephone books for every city in which we ever resided and became willing to make amends to them all. Somehow.

9. WE made political and societal amends to Conservatives whenever and wherever possible, except when to do so would cause injury to anyone other than ourselves.

10. WE continued to take personal inventory of our liberal tendencies and when they are exposed promptly admit it, and symbolize that admission by making a generous contribution to the G.O.P. or a Conservative political action committee.

11. WE sought through hard work and dedication to improve our conscious contact with Conservative principles as reflected in Biblical teaching and Western Civilization, and prayed for the strength and ability to constructively carry them out.

12. Having experienced a political awakening of conscience, reality, and responsibility for this and future generations as the result of these Steps, WE evangelize the Conservative message to Liberals, progressives, academicians, and anti-American activists of every stripe wherever we can find them, and practice these principles in all our affairs.

13. Having experienced all of the above, WE vote only for true Conservative Republicans in every election, and plaster our automobiles with the biggest support stickers we can get as a visible outward sign of our inward moral regeneration.
5 posted on 01/27/2008 5:54:29 AM PST by HangnJudge
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To: Sub-Driver

I wonder if the writer knows what Step 13 is in AA.


8 posted on 01/27/2008 5:59:30 AM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: Sub-Driver
Recognizing that Conservatism is a Universal Principle
Applicable in Britain, France, Canada, and other Nation-States, I humbly submit these generalizations..

7. WE humbly pray for the removal of our shortcomings and “good intentions” before they result in Our Country’s burial somewhere along the road to either a world-rendering nuclear “oops” or perdition.

8. WE made a list of all persons we had harmed with our kooky opinions, views, and acts by looking up everyone we ever knew and became willing to make amends to them all. Somehow.

9. WE made political and societal amends to Conservatives whenever and wherever possible, except when to do so would cause injury to anyone other than ourselves.

10. WE continued to take personal inventory of our liberal tendencies and when they are exposed promptly admit it, and gave wholly of ourselves to teach Conservative thoughts to others.

12. Having experienced a political awakening of conscience, reality, and responsibility for this and future generations as the result of these Steps, WE evangelize the Conservative message to Liberals, Progressives, Academicians, and Anarchists of every stripe wherever we can find them, and practice these principles in all our affairs.

13. Having experienced all of the above, WE vote only for true Conservatives in every election, and plaster our automobiles with the biggest support stickers we can get as a visible outward sign of our inward moral regeneration.

There, that is better
All reference to that sewage trap of an organization,
the RINO conglomerate have been deleted

16 posted on 01/27/2008 7:43:14 AM PST by HangnJudge
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To: Sub-Driver

Boy, I’m going to pi$$ off a bunch of Libs with this article!!


19 posted on 01/27/2008 9:29:14 AM PST by sig229 (If you see a fork in the road, take it.)
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To: Sub-Driver

http://RightBias.com/News/073107step.aspx

The Official Twelve Step Program For Liberals


20 posted on 01/27/2008 12:55:22 PM PST by nancyvideo (nancyvideo)
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To: Sub-Driver

Hi, My name is Dead Dog..and I’m a Classic Liberal and I own a rifle. it’s been 15 minutes since my last beer.


28 posted on 01/30/2008 5:54:56 PM PST by Dead Dog (Classic Liberalism..AT ALL COSTS)
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