Sorry, but step 13....
“13. Having experienced all of the above, WE vote only for true Conservative Republicans in every election, and plaster our automobiles with the biggest support stickers we can get as a visible outward sign of our inward moral regeneration. “
... can’t be done this election. No conservatives are running for President.
Are you content, then, with the alternative? Obama? I’m running, screaming.
Well, that Hunter and Thompson are no longer in the campaign doesn’t mean they can’t still be on our ballot. If we can write em in we should do so. Lacking that possibility, we can cast a vote for no candidate at all....much better than not voting, or voting for a lib GOP guy. (IMHO).
That's why: