[milford421]

"They were examined and have been found to be replicas."

[Mobile Vulgus]

TOYS found in school!!!

GASP!

[2banana]

I used to bring my toy M1-6 to school (it made the cool rat-tat-tat sound). We used to play army at recess...

[driftdiver]

Baclava's were found?

[KarlInOhio]

Strathclyde School's drama club's presentation of Munich will now be done with paper bags over the terrorists' heads and broomsticks and pointing fingers as their weapons.

[Abathar]

Test run that got caught, nothing to see here people, move along....

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Are you allowed to own a super-soaker in the UK?

[arderkrag]

Wow...replicas...

And now, a scene from "Snatch".

Vinny: What the f*** do you mean, replicas? Sol: They look the s***, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case. Vinny: In... Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?

[VirginiaConstitutionalist]

So...do they go into fake lockdown? Call people wearing plastic police costumes?

[Sender]

Good Lord! They could have caused replica wounds during their replica hostage situation! Someone might have summoned the Armed Officer who sits in the Tower of London, patiently waiting for the Armed Crisis to occur. The perpetrators should be given a replica sentence, such as remaining in school until successful graduation.

[Hazwaste]

"They were examined and have been found to be replicas."

I get a kick out of the Brits, and how they laugh at us because of our "obsession" with guns. Seems like they're the ones that are obsessed, to the point of wetting their pants over toys.

[ladyjane]

I don’t see anything funny about this news. Remember Beslan.

[DBrow]

Bad magic was found, students spiritual health compromized, shamans called in to purify the location of the evil.

Evacuation ordered to reinforce the fear in the students and make it plain that only WE can keep you safe.

[Old Professer]

Good thing these were not found, too:

[Nachoman]

Thank God! They could have been drawings!