Breast Implant Covered by Workers' Comp

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[Def Conservative]

woman who said her breast implants were damaged in an on-the-job car accident should be compensated for the replacement of only one implant, state appellate judges ruled Tuesday.

The North Carolina Court of Appeals issued the decision in a workers' compensation claim filed by Penny M. Rumple Richardson, who said the 2001 accident caused rippling and a decrease in size of her implants.

[Def Conservative]

In light of everything going on in the election, I thought this would at least givs us a few chuckles.

[familyop]

With only one implant, she’ll look pretty cute in one of those old “Nobody’s perfect” t-shirts.

[arderkrag]

What a bunch of boobs.

[dayglored]

YEAAAY!! BOOBIE THREAD!!

Oh, sorry.... [blush]

[dayglored]

This Thread Is Worthless WithOut Pics...

(Somebody had to say it...)

[dayglored]

> With only one implant, she’ll look pretty cute in one of those old “Nobody’s perfect” t-shirts.

Or one of these...

[Gamecock]

Whoa, doctor! That's it, I knew it!
I knew it, they're definitely fake.

[Zakeet]

A few years ago, I got into a contest with a couple of lawyers to see who could dredge up the most egregious example of Worker's Comp claims where somebody collected at least six figure disability checks. In almost no time, we came up with the following:

1. Massachusetts -- A man sentenced to jail for embezzlement is raped in prison and claims the attack injured his back.

2. Florida -- A woman standing at a bus stop is mugged by a black man. She is unable to return to work because she develops a morbid fear of blacks and her employer hires minorities.

3. California -- A judge is unable to work because he becomes afraid of heights and is unable to ascend the bench.

4. Florida -- A woman working for a heavy breathing sex hot line manipulates her genitals for hours at a time in order to pant properly and develops carpal tunnel syndrome.

Sigh

[endthematrix]

I’m glad she’ll get some comp and hope that her other implant will be as well...from the original installer.

I was a PI who saw all kinds of Work Comp fraud.

[lentulusgracchus]

Carpal tunnel? I'm disappointed. I thought surely she'd develop a misery much more interesting than carpal tunnel!

[Def Conservative]

LOLLLLLL

[knarf]

"Carpal tunnel? I'm disappointed. I thought surely she'd develop a misery much more interesting than carpal tunnel!"

Yeah ... like ... I had to start shaving at 13 ....... my palm.

[Mr. Brightside]

In NC, there is a sudden rush of job applications for Workers Comp inspectors.