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The Sunnk Ape: Florida's Answer to the Abominable Snowman

Shouldn't that be Skunk Ape?

[Hot Tabasco]

The Sunnk Ape...

I don't mind misspellings in posts or whatever but don't make them in the main thread titles you are posting.

[Moonman62]

We also have the Chupacabra. The Skunk Ape has been around for decades but was mainly invented to explain South Florida smells (probably actual skunks) more than anything else.

[capt. norm]

Relax!

It's my mother-in-law.

Don't pay her any attention and she'll go away.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

To Skunken_Civ; Sunken_Ape; PiltdownMan;Fifi LePew; All:

This whole thing could really hairball, I mean snowball, I don’t know what I mean.

[digger48]

...hairy, 7ft-tall hominid with yellowing teeth and dubious personal hygiene.

There are claims of it lurking behind trees and crouching in roadside ditches, trailing a foul odour akin to a mixture of rotten eggs, mouldy cheese and dung on account of its penchant for camping

Where HAS Cindy Sheehan and her groupies gone?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

a 30-strong team from The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization

But that's already quite plenty about the personal hygiene of the scientists. Apparently, the ape also is pretty gamey.






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[LRS]

Uh oh! You’ve been sunnk. Better than being skunked tho’!

[Popman]

I hate to bust some bubbles around here, but it has already been determined Janet Reno is the mysterious skunk ape of Florida

I thought that was common knowledge

[Alas Babylon!]

Matthew Moneymaker. I wonder how much money he makes leading these "expeditions". And yes, the BFRO charges folks to go along for the trip.

[sushiman]

Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers version - Lyrics

Well look, see, there’s an abominable snowman in the supermarket
And apparently the housewives have never seen anything like that before
Hear the housewives complaing to the manager,
“Get that snow thing out of this store.”

Abominable snowman in the market,
That’s right, you heard me right, gang.
And the housewives, they all remarking,
“Looks like a dirty marshmallow with fangs.”

Well, there’s an abominable snowman in the market,
Now he’s down by the peas and carrots.
Abominable snowman in the market.
And they cannot chase him away.

Abominable snowman in the market.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Abominable snowman in the market.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

See, there’s an abominable snowman in the market,
And the situation is grave.
Well, the housewives hurt and confuse him,
And I can’t see him treated this way.

Well, there’s an abominable snowman in the market,
And I think he’s a real nice guy.
I like the snowman, I want to help him out,
I don’t want to see him hurt this way.

Well, Abominable snowman in the market.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Abominable snowman in the market.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Look, we have to talk to this abominable snowman man. And we have to say something that he can understand.

There’s an abominable snowman in the market,
And he’s doin’ better every day.
I know it’s helped him to have a more tolerant feeling.
And I like to see him treated this way.

Well, there’s an abominable snowman in the market,
And he’s down by the peas and carrots.
There’s an abominable snowman in the market,
And that is what I now say.

Abominable snowman in the market,
all right Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

There’s an abominable snowman in the market
Down by the peas and carrots.
Abominable snowman in the market
He just arrived by plane yesterday.

There’s an abominable snowman in the market
And the housewives never seen something like that before.
Housewives treat him like a stranger,
They want him away from the supermark’t door.

Abominable snowman in the market.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Abominable snowman in the market

[BGHater]

You talking to me?

[Defendingliberty]

The guy is a kook, It’s a stunt to attrack folks to his campground.

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[mkjessup]

Has anyone seen Janet Reno lately?

[Clintonfatigued]

I also remember something like this from Arkansas, the beast from Boggy Creek. Whatever happened to that?

[Vince Ferrer]

This is a stunt to sell foreclosed condos. I bet the expedition has to sit through a presentation at their base camp.

[punster]

I think this topic stinks. I know how to keep that skunk ape from smelling, cut off his nose. :-)

[Brilliant]

Then there is this one: