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IRS releases form 1040FU
The Daily Redundancy ^

Posted on 02/21/2008 10:41:16 AM PST by chordmaster

ALEXANDRIA, VA - The Internal Revenue Service has released its newest tax form that promises to revolutionize the way Americans file their taxes. The form, dubbed 1040FU, alleviates the filer of any possibility of audits, fines or penalties by utilizing the Services' 'financial underling' enrollment system.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailyredundancy.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 1040fu; satire
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1 posted on 02/21/2008 10:41:16 AM PST by chordmaster
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To: chordmaster

Though satire, not far fetched.


2 posted on 02/21/2008 10:46:02 AM PST by mysterio
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To: chordmaster

FU, good one! That is just about how I feel!


3 posted on 02/21/2008 10:46:42 AM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: chordmaster
for years I've said the IRS should just make it simple

How much did you earn?

How much did you spend?

How much do you have left?

Send it.

4 posted on 02/21/2008 10:49:07 AM PST by Lockbox
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To: chordmaster
Initial reaction to the new form has been mixed. "As long as I don't have to add and stuff, I'm all for it." said Val Karnazey, local umbrella salesman and street entertainer. "I usually get money back anyway, so I guess they'll pay off my credit cards for me."

LOL!

5 posted on 02/21/2008 10:51:44 AM PST by Allegra (Posting without being logged on since 2001)
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To: chordmaster; Allegra

1040FU?....Izzat the form Wesley Snipes used?..............


6 posted on 02/21/2008 10:53:38 AM PST by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: mysterio
My solution to the IRS mess, is to have all elected politicians complete their own taxes, and if they make a mistake, then they lose their retirement benefits, and have to work in a fast food restaurant the rest of their lives.

Then their replacements would have to develop a new IRS plan that would be on one page, and must be understandable by the average High School Grad or its is null and void.

, Oh yes, andthe maximum tax rate would be 10% for general use and 4% for secuity Same for all legislation, regulacontracts etc.

The King has spoken

7 posted on 02/21/2008 10:58:37 AM PST by stubernx98 (cranky, but reasonable)
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To: chordmaster
At least the dreaded Tax Audit has been "softened"


8 posted on 02/21/2008 11:08:02 AM PST by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: chordmaster

I once got 123 FU for a license plate. Guys at work had a lot of fun over it.


9 posted on 02/21/2008 11:15:09 AM PST by Waco
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To: Waco

Federal election day should be April 16


10 posted on 02/21/2008 11:17:57 AM PST by M1D
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To: chordmaster; Cyrano; GOPPachyderm

BAHAHA!


11 posted on 02/21/2008 11:26:34 AM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Lockbox

Then they wouldn’t get much! ;-)


12 posted on 02/21/2008 11:27:01 AM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: chordmaster

Somebody should make up a form -


13 posted on 02/21/2008 12:33:04 PM PST by SkyDancer ("There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress - Mark Twain")
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To: Lockbox

You got the long form, the new one is simply.

1. Enter amount you earned this year in box 1.

2. Attach your check for the amount in box 1.


14 posted on 02/21/2008 1:02:23 PM PST by Bob Buchholz
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To: mysterio; CJ Wolf

Bump to let freedom ping...


15 posted on 02/21/2008 1:08:03 PM PST by dcwusmc (We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub.)
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To: chordmaster

1040FU ? ,, Don’t they already have provisions for the AMT on the regular 1040?


16 posted on 02/21/2008 5:44:18 PM PST by Neidermeyer
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To: OrthodoxPresbyterian; George W. Bush; Revelation 911; NapkinUser; DreamsofPolycarp; The_Eaglet; ...

oh Let Freedom Ping!

the 1040FU.

Taxes suck


17 posted on 02/21/2008 6:35:40 PM PST by CJ Wolf (The Ron Paul - Let Freedom Ping list - freepmail me to be on it.)
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To: Man50D

FU, from your friends in DC.


18 posted on 02/21/2008 6:40:12 PM PST by ovrtaxt (Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
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To: stubernx98

That’s a perfect plan. I’d vote for you!


19 posted on 02/21/2008 6:41:21 PM PST by ovrtaxt (Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
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To: Bigun

FU Bigun!
:p


20 posted on 02/21/2008 6:42:18 PM PST by ovrtaxt (Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
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