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IRS releases form 1040FU
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 02/21/2008 10:41:16 AM PST by chordmaster
ALEXANDRIA, VA - The Internal Revenue Service has released its newest tax form that promises to revolutionize the way Americans file their taxes. The form, dubbed 1040FU, alleviates the filer of any possibility of audits, fines or penalties by utilizing the Services' 'financial underling' enrollment system.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 1040fu; satire
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To: chordmaster
Though satire, not far fetched.
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posted on
02/21/2008 10:46:02 AM PST
by
mysterio
To: chordmaster
FU, good one! That is just about how I feel!
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posted on
02/21/2008 10:46:42 AM PST
by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: chordmaster
for years I've said the IRS should just make it simple
How much did you earn?
How much did you spend?
How much do you have left?
Send it.
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posted on
02/21/2008 10:49:07 AM PST
by
Lockbox
To: chordmaster
Initial reaction to the new form has been mixed. "As long as I don't have to add and stuff, I'm all for it." said Val Karnazey, local umbrella salesman and street entertainer. "I usually get money back anyway, so I guess they'll pay off my credit cards for me." LOL!
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posted on
02/21/2008 10:51:44 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Posting without being logged on since 2001)
To: chordmaster; Allegra
1040FU?....Izzat the form Wesley Snipes used?..............
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posted on
02/21/2008 10:53:38 AM PST
by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
To: mysterio
My solution to the IRS mess, is to have all elected politicians complete their own taxes, and if they make a mistake, then they lose their retirement benefits, and have to work in a fast food restaurant the rest of their lives.
Then their replacements would have to develop a new IRS plan that would be on one page, and must be understandable by the average High School Grad or its is null and void.
, Oh yes, andthe maximum tax rate would be 10% for general use and 4% for secuity Same for all legislation, regulacontracts etc.
The King has spoken
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posted on
02/21/2008 10:58:37 AM PST
by
stubernx98
(cranky, but reasonable)
To: chordmaster
At least the dreaded Tax Audit has been "softened"
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posted on
02/21/2008 11:08:02 AM PST
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
To: chordmaster
I once got 123 FU for a license plate. Guys at work had a lot of fun over it.
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posted on
02/21/2008 11:15:09 AM PST
by
Waco
To: Waco
Federal election day should be April 16
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posted on
02/21/2008 11:17:57 AM PST
by
M1D
To: chordmaster; Cyrano; GOPPachyderm
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posted on
02/21/2008 11:26:34 AM PST
by
Terriergal
("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
To: Lockbox
Then they wouldn’t get much! ;-)
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posted on
02/21/2008 11:27:01 AM PST
by
Terriergal
("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
To: chordmaster
Somebody should make up a form -
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posted on
02/21/2008 12:33:04 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
("There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress - Mark Twain")
To: Lockbox
You got the long form, the new one is simply.
1. Enter amount you earned this year in box 1.
2. Attach your check for the amount in box 1.
To: mysterio; CJ Wolf
Bump to let freedom ping...
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posted on
02/21/2008 1:08:03 PM PST
by
dcwusmc
(We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub.)
To: chordmaster
1040FU ? ,, Don’t they already have provisions for the AMT on the regular 1040?
To: OrthodoxPresbyterian; George W. Bush; Revelation 911; NapkinUser; DreamsofPolycarp; The_Eaglet; ...
oh Let Freedom Ping!
the 1040FU.
Taxes suck
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posted on
02/21/2008 6:35:40 PM PST
by
CJ Wolf
(The Ron Paul - Let Freedom Ping list - freepmail me to be on it.)
To: Man50D
FU, from your friends in DC.
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posted on
02/21/2008 6:40:12 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
To: stubernx98
That’s a perfect plan. I’d vote for you!
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posted on
02/21/2008 6:41:21 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
To: Bigun
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posted on
02/21/2008 6:42:18 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
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