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| Feb 28, 2008 ... one more day and I'll be 15 years old!
| knarf
Posted on 02/28/2008 8:59:50 AM PST by knarf
I just got this in an e-mail .... I have dibs on the White House and the Defense Dept. before everything is all gone.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: auction; government
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posted on
02/28/2008 9:00:09 AM PST
by
knarf
To: knarf
Make me a deal on the Navy would ya.
2
posted on
02/28/2008 9:01:14 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
To: knarf
I want the Air Force, those planes are sooooooo kewl...
3
posted on
02/28/2008 9:03:45 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: cripplecreek; Jeff Head; Lazamataz
"Make me a deal on the Navy would ya."Just got an alert from Jeff ... I think he has that one locked in.
Sorry.
Hey Laz, you want in on this?
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posted on
02/28/2008 9:06:09 AM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: knarf
Count me in to bid for disposal rights for the members of the senate and congress.
5
posted on
02/28/2008 9:06:12 AM PST
by
Da Coyote
To: Izzy Dunne
If you're far from home and need a place to land I'll clear a spot on a carrier for you but this one is my personal use carrier.
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posted on
02/28/2008 9:06:29 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
To: Da Coyote
Ohhhh yeeeeaaaahhhhhh ... waste management.
7
posted on
02/28/2008 9:06:53 AM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: knarf
$600 toilet seats - Now only $19.99
$350 carpenter hammers - Now only $15.99
Supply limited - order now for best selection
8
posted on
02/28/2008 9:08:19 AM PST
by
Iron Munro
(Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.)
To: cripplecreek
I’ll take Army and trade you a couple of tanks for a carrier. Storage space might be a problem though. Business is down so maybe I could get a good deal at Berkley. Do they have a marina?
9
posted on
02/28/2008 9:08:41 AM PST
by
CindyDawg
To: knarf
I’ll take the Black Projects and Area 51 please.
10
posted on
02/28/2008 9:11:32 AM PST
by
dljordan
To: dljordan
Area 51? Ahhhhhh, why didn’t I think of that?
To: cripplecreek
Wow... better use an iron off the tee on that Hole 3. Otherwise, you’ll never find that ball...
12
posted on
02/28/2008 9:14:42 AM PST
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: cripplecreek; knarf
I want my Marine Corps... and the amphibs we use to transport it around!
13
posted on
02/28/2008 9:17:40 AM PST
by
dcwusmc
(We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub.)
To: knarf
Did yall see the fine print though? The 100 highest bidders get a free senator, (shipping charges included) . Their choice and no substitutions allowed. These free gifts can be shipped APO or to any state but Texas.
To: cripplecreek
What, no sand traps?
Pffff..
15
posted on
02/28/2008 9:30:32 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: knarf
16
posted on
02/28/2008 9:32:59 AM PST
by
Haddit
(A Hunter Conservative)
To: dcwusmc
Share it please. Marines always do.
Semper fi
17
posted on
02/28/2008 10:27:40 AM PST
by
NTHockey
(Rules of engagement #1 - Take no prisoners))
To: Da Coyote
Count me in to bid for disposal rights for the members of the senate and congress.
Shoots, I wanted that one. May I come to the disposal party then? I’ll bring popcorn.
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posted on
02/28/2008 10:57:12 AM PST
by
Bitsy
To: NTHockey
I’ll give it consideration, at least... but one does need to provide proof of being a Marine!
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posted on
02/28/2008 11:56:33 AM PST
by
dcwusmc
(We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub.)
To: dcwusmc
“I’ll give it consideration, at least... but one does need to provide proof of being a Marine!”
There’s all kinds of “proof’s”: LCPL, 1858119, Platoon 102, Parris Island 1959, DD-214.
Then there’s real “proof”: Lou Hirschman teaching young marines how to convert Aqua Velva into something drinkable; or using aircraft compartments to sneak beer aboard ship; or places like Olongapo, Sasebo, Pusan Harbor, Repulse Bay, etc.
Take your choice.
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posted on
02/29/2008 11:42:42 AM PST
by
NTHockey
(Rules of engagement #1 - Take no prisoners))
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