Tuesday Morning, Time To Vote

[SwaggerStick]

Tuesday Morning, Time To Vote

Well it’s Tuesday morning, time to place our votes

But before we do, let’s check our notes

Cause we wouldn’t want to error

In these troubled times of terror

We got Hillary care, if you dare

Barack Obama, voter beware

And don’t forget Mr. My Friends McLame

It’s voters choice, so pick from below

Read my notes, and you will know

It’s time for tell and show

Along with Hillary you’ll get Bill

He’s got experience on the hill

So pass the cigars for his next thrill

With Obama you get Michelle

She’s a bigot, but we won’t tell

May all you whites rot in Hell

McLame comes with zero

Drug abuse and a war hero

Illegals give them a pass

If you don’t like it, kiss my ass

What a hell of a choice the voter gets

Super Tuesday, it’s the shits

Gather your courage and your wits

This is as a bad as America gets

But wait, there’s one more choice

America doesn’t need to hear your voice

Ignore those lying throats

Stay at home and save your votes

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Nice poem. I voted for Fred Thompson.

[Farmer Dean]

What to do?Nobody worth voting for.

[CTSeditor]

So, Barack Obama it is.

[Cicero]

We vote here in Vermont next Tuesday. At any rate, there’s an idiot on the local town selectboard who needs to be thrown out of office, and a good candidate who has agreed to run to replace her.

Then I’ll see what other choices there are.

[cubreporter]

OBama over hilllereee any day of the week.

[darkangel82]

I was reading some election news out of Ohio, Fred is still on their ballots even though he’s been out for over a month.

[BigLittle]

On Tuesday, Obama, before he has rest

will sink this stake deep in Hillary's chest

[MinuteGal]

Stay home, home by your range
Sit and watch all the Democrats play
Because your plan is absurd with no encouraging word
The GOP slate could go down the bidet

Your motives so pure, your principles secure
You think staying at home seems so right
But I will not disarrange my precious vote in exchange
For your boycott which ain't too damn bright

Leni

[levotb]

Just “too too”, Swagger! Even the profanity is funny!

[levotb]

Hey Cicero-

Is that lefty, pro-child molester judge still on the bench, or was that in NH?

[Grunthor]

Very good stuff.

[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

LOVE IT, Swag!!

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

I’m crossing over here in Ohio and voting for the Obamamessiah (His Change be upon you. Obamahu Akhbar!)

Kill the Clinton political machine while it’s down and wounded.

We’ll deal with the empty suit from Chicago later.

[dighton]

With all due respect, you’re wrong to urge staying at home.

Thank you for your service.

[Convert from ECUSA]

Excellent!