Posted on 03/10/2008 8:05:42 PM PDT by South40
Behold Chuck Norris! Our nation's greatest hero turns 68 today but we're celebrating his birthweek - not a single birthday like an ordinary human.
In honor of this enormous event, we've decided to pay homage to the many legends about Norris on the Web. There are entire sites dedicated to his legend, and here's a sampling of some of the best of the best from those sites.
(Excerpt) Read more at boston.com ...
I'd have rather seen him support Thompson. However, of the others that got more than one delegate, Huckabee was the only one worthy of support.
Why would they do that when JimRob supported Huckabee also?
I hear obama turned down the mod offer. /s
Schmuckabee? Sorry bud, but run back to the trailer. The road kill is over-cooking in the popcorn popper.
What a low point. What a F***-Stick. Makes the Clintoons look classy.
Most guys can write their names in the snow.
Chuck can write his name in concrete.
Compile this. Chuck ain’t all that. He backed a loser and so is a loser.
.386
.model flat, stdcall
option casemap :none ; case sensitive
include \masm32\include\windows.inc
include \masm32\include\user32.inc
include \masm32\include\kernel32.inc
include \masm32\include\masm32.inc
includelib \masm32\lib\user32.lib
includelib \masm32\lib\kernel32.lib
includelib \masm32\lib\masm32.lib
print MACRO Quoted_Text:VARARG
LOCAL Txt
.data
Txt db Quoted_Text,0
.code
invoke StdOut,ADDR Txt
ENDM
input MACRO Quoted_Prompt_Text:VARARG
LOCAL Txt
LOCAL Buffer
.data
Txt db Quoted_Prompt_Text,0
Buffer db 128 dup(?)
.code
invoke StdOut,ADDR Txt
invoke StdIn,ADDR Buffer,LENGTHOF Buffer
mov eax, offset Buffer
ENDM
cls MACRO
invoke ClearScreen
ENDM
Main PROTO
.data
Msg1 db “Huckabee was, is and will for all times be a moron > “,0
Msg2 db “Low Life Trailer Park Trash > “,0
.code
start:
invoke Main
invoke ExitProcess,0
Main proc
LOCAL InputBuffer[128]:BYTE
cls
print “Huckabee was, is and will for all times be a moron”,13,10,13,10
input “Type Amen Please > “
invoke StdOut,eax
invoke locate,10,10
invoke StdOut,ADDR Msg1
invoke StdIn,ADDR InputBuffer,LENGTHOF InputBuffer
invoke locate,10,11
invoke StdOut,ADDR Msg2
invoke StdOut,ADDR InputBuffer
ret
Main endp
end start
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need toilet paper. Anything that comes out of him is too scared to leave any evidence.
Chuck Norris’s shoes shine themselves with Bronson’s blood.
that’s a toupee
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL That was funny
But Optimus is a Peterbilt truck.
That’s nothing. Chuck Norris can compile the Matrix in his head. Christie Brinkley is one of his favorite programs. Betcha couldn’t tell she’s 100% digital.
Does everything have to be reduced to politics? I like him because he always plays the good guy (except his first film). I don’t support Huckabee, and I’m a Baptist. Sheesh, chill already.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken
How classy of you.
I think that’s an old picture.
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