Posted on 03/12/2008 7:16:36 PM PDT by tralfaz7
I must say she is higher on the scale than Monica but I would not put her in the gorgeous category.
Looks to me like ole Elliot just had a bigger bank balance than Billy Jeff.
Spitzer is a goverment employee so he’s programmed to pay 3xs more for everything.
Now wouldn't THAT be a blast?
Leni
If they're real, they are very nice - I'm guessing D's.
If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz
Girls with names
You find out after
Play their games
And soon you hafta
Call it quits
Prostitutin' Spitz
Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered
Call-girl tricks
Of pure excitement
Pay for kicks
With your indictment
Paging Fitz
Prosecutin' Spitz
Have you seen the prostitute
Chargin' high and lookin' cute
You're a famous VIP
Now we write your RIP
Phone calls
And wiretapping
Net falls
It's you they're trapping
Spendin' lots of cash
For a thrill and a rash
If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz
Girls with names
You find out after
Play their games
And soon you hafta
Call it quits
Prostitutin' Spitz
Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered
Call-girl tricks
Of pure excitement
Pay for kicks
With your indictment
Paging Fitz
Prosecutin' Spitz
(Wiretapdancing)
Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered
If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz
I read more of her names were: “Ashley Youmans” and “Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro” all waxable names....
I hear Seedy Dan, creators of the (non) hit "Hey 14" are at work on that song as we speak...
Face looks like she’s part or mostly Italian. She’s from New Jersey.
It would be cool if some public figure were to suggest that Mr. AND Mrs. Spitzer make an appearance with this girl to discuss the moral, psychological and spiritual implications of what went on. As a way to atone to his family (particularly his daughters) he could devote himself to finding help for this girl. An old-time rabbi would have urged it as a form of mitzvah and a way to begin building real character.
As one who writes the most unappreciated song parodies on Free Republic, I must give you props for “Prostitutin’ Spitz”. That first 6 lines are as good as it gets anywhere.
This girl ( slut) just hit the zillion dollar lottery with this. Book is probably in the works. I’m positive she has a publicist and a ghostwriter with her right now. TV , a CD and a tour ..She’s in the $$$$$$$$$$$ for the rest of her life.
Very good. Maybe they can do a duet...scratch that...they already have.
Maybe, but that will be after she serves 10 years for tax evasion. $4000/hr over time is a lot of tax to claim late. I think she is a toast.
You can tell from the pics that she has a skanky personality too.
So...all in all she's a good fit with Spitzer. Damn that guy is one ugly lizard.
Pretty, but NOT gorgeous. Not worth what he paid for. Sorry!
Bet THAT comment leaves a mark! I nominate this for the best statement on this topic. ;)
Meh. She’s cute, but $4K/hr cute? I’ve seen plenty of coeds on our nearby college campus better-looking than her.
Leni
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