Caption Obama Pizza

Yahoo News ^ | March 21,2007

[AmericanMade1776]

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama D-Ill., takes a bite of pizza at American Dream Pizza in Corvallis, Ore., Friday, March 21, 2008. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon

[AmericanMade1776]

Finding a pizza slice stuck in his teeth, Obama mumbles a few Rev. Jeremiah Wright Profanities.

[aruanan]

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama D-Ill., takes a bite of pizza at American Dream Pizza in Corvallis, Ore., Friday, March 21, 2008. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon

His expression shows what he really feels about and what he plans to do to the American Dream.

[Digital Sniper]

"In all my 20 years of eating pizza, I never noticed it was hot!"

[Gaffer]

That ain’t no pizza! It’s a rabbit burger....

[SIDENET]

*%$#@ Whitey!

[ElkGroveDan]

Looks like he doesn’t care much for the taste of “The American Dream”

[AmericanMade1776]

Democrat Presidential Candidate four years ago

Democrat Presidential Candiate Now

[Cicero]

Holy Mackerel. That photo doesn’t even need a caption. It speaks for itself. “I am the real Obama.”

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Do I see ham on that pizza?

[nmh]

He’s snarling like the mad DOG that he is.

[nmh]

It’s how he views NON black people.

He HATES them.

[Digital Sniper]

His expression shows what he really feels about and what he plans to do to the American Dream.

Curiously enough, I find his expression to be eerily reminiscent of Lt. Commander Worf from "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Typical black person eating a pizza.

[AmericanMade1776]

Obama to self..."not to panic , I can regurgitate it later in private, no one must know I am bulimic"

[Digital Sniper]

Do I see ham on that pizza?

Possibly. I can't tell if it's pepperoni or a tomato.

[Jeff Chandler]

Typical black person eating a typical pizza.

[bert]

Are those collards on the pizza?

[AmericanMade1776]

Digital Sniper wrote: Curiously enough, I find his expression to be eerily reminiscent of Lt. Commander Worf from "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

Only Lt. Commander Worf's nose , is make-up.

[MinuteGal]

"As your President, I'll confiscate a pizza everything y'all own for the common good......oops, that's Hillary's plan.....oops, that was Karl Marx's plan......well, you get my drift."

Leni

[RepublitarianRoger2]

“Typical black person eating a typical pizza.”

...in the typical way.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

[Digital Sniper]

Only Lt. Commander Worf's nose , is make-up.

Not to mention I'd rather have Worf on my side. ;-)

[Recovering_Democrat]

After tasting the food, Obama remarked it was "typical Oregon pizza".

[Jeff Chandler]

“...in the typical way.”

That’s a typical response.

[Digital Sniper]

*LOL* Love it! :-D

[Recovering_Democrat]

LOL!!

[LonePalm]

The Barack Obama pizza - Half with cheese & half without, minced raw onion over the whole thing.

Served uncooked (tested). Looks great but makes some people (DUmmies) cry. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth from being near the Jeremiah Wright pizza (burnt black).

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[ThE_RiPpEr.]

The Muslim, Barrack Hussein:

“Who put pork sausage on my pizza? Don’t you know Muslims cant eat pork!”

[Recovering_Democrat]

Obama's Health Care Plan for All will require the pizza restaurant, for the sake of the public's health, to use a non-fat "cheese product" and low-carb stone ground whole wheat thin crust. Failure to comply will result in a $10,000 fine for every day in violation of the program.

It's for the children.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I Recognize the Ears!

[Digital Sniper]

*LOL* You're killin' me!

Is that Yoda or a seasick Obama? ;-)

[IrishMike]

Looks like he just realized there is ham in the Pizza.

[Digital Sniper]

The Muslim, Barrack Hussein: “Who put pork sausage on my pizza? Don’t you know Muslims cant eat pork!”

Gotta love the comedy of the Islamist code. Only Muslims could consider wiping their butt with their bare hand to be hygienically sound, but consider bacon "unclean."

[aruanan]

I was thinking something more along these lines:

[Yaelle]

"Arggghh... Typical white pizza dough: you hate it but you have to work with it and choke it down..."

[missnry]

Allah Akbar! DEATH TO THE PIZZA!!

[hflynn]

Holy Crazy Glue Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Digital Sniper]

Perfect! And here's a new caption.

"Mmmmm! MANFLESH!"

[krb]

"American Dream Pizza, eh? Normally Black people don't get to taste the American Dream".

[primatreat]

Just Damm! Looks like he is eating a confederate flag.. In miniature of course.. would expect he is a “typical whitey hater”

[alecqss]

Typical white man’s pizza.

[Lazamataz]

I truly HATE
this typical white pizza.

[al baby]

Fried chicken and Watermelon Pizza Yum

[vietvet67]

Good toppings....mushrooms, cheese & CROW..

[BigFinn]

Kitteh LOL

[lilylangtree]

“This is a typical white person’s pizza that I’m trying to swallow.”

[Levante]

The gargoyle has a better personality.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Here's one for Easter!

[toddlintown]

Where's the pork sausage? Looks like all veggies to me.

I used to won a pizza joint in Chicago and the neighborhood was a weird UN sort of mixture. The Arabs always insisted that we wash the pizza cutters before cutting up their veggies pizzas-—didn't want the taint of pork sausage or pepperoni on the cutters.

[toddlintown]

won = own