I regret that I have but one
thigh to give for my country
I’m falling out of the chair laughing. Didn’t she discover America, too? Or was that Al Gore.
AMAZING FOOTAGE OF HILLARY’S COURAGE IN BOSNIA - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc
great work. doug ranks right up there with outstanding military historians like stephen ambrose, john keegan et al.
All of which makes her uniquely qualified to answer those 3:00AM phone calls with her finger poised on the nuclear trigger (while she fumbles with her other hand for the Aleve and estrogen tablets.)
(Huma in the background calling Warren Christopher for advice.)
Here's something I posted today after seeing the list on CBS's web site:
CBS news today posted all of the lies that Hillary Clinton has told, that they have reported. I added some I could recall that were not on the list.
Some Hillary and BJ (Bill Jefferson Clinton) words (CBS enhanced _ _ _).
The Clintons will say or do anything to remain in power. We saw that with the pardons, the Chinese military money, the crimes in the WH, and on and on. Here's a few highlights:
1. I remember when I was a boy they burned the black churches in our area -BJ Clinton No black churches burned in Arkansas during that period.
2. I did not have sex with that woman. -BJ Clinton
3. I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary.- Hillary Rodham. She was born years before Edmund Hillary became internationally known.
4. Chelsea was at a job interview near the twin towers when the plane hit. -HRC Not even close. Chelsea said she was home watching it on TV.
5. We were under sniper fire. -HRC (This weeks Bosnia lie. When she deplaned there was a group meeting here. Children were present and everyone was standing around and smiling. The Colonel and the pilots said that if there was any threat to the first lady, the plane would have been diverted. Many in the military are insulted by the lie because it implies they didn't do their job. This lie was told four times in the last two months before the CBS reporter who was on the trip called her on it.)
6. I have thirty-five years of experience for the presidency. -HRC
7. When I was a student at Yale, I used to walk around Harlem a lot. --BJ Clinton
8. Insists_she_wrote_It_Takes_A_Village
9. _No_influence_on_Bill_for_Hasidic_pardons.
10. Knew_nothing_of_Travel_Office_firings.
11. White_House_Gifts.
12. Didn't_know_about_FALN_pardons.
13. First_Since_Eleanor_Roosevelt in_War_Zone.
14. Started_Children's_Health_Insurance_Program.
15. Helped_pass_the_FMLA.
16. Turned_down_by_sexist_NASA_in_1961.
17. She_tried_to_join_the_Marines_in_Arkansas.
18. Voted_to_make_English_the_Nat_l_language.
19. Under_Bush_NIH_funding_has_decreased.
20. All_Health_Care_reform_docs_are_available.
21. Republicans_reponsible_for_Estate_Tax.
22. Said_Obama_wanted_to_bomb_Pakistan.
23. Standing_up_to_China_gov_on_women_s_rights.
24. Tax_breaks_for_BigOil_retards_clean_energy.
25. Sleep_deprived_when_I_lied_about_Bosnia.
26. Pretends_She_Never_Praised_NAFTA.
27. NAFTA_and_Canada.
28. Trip_to_Africa_with_Ambassador_Wilson.
29. Planting_Questions at debates and campaign stops.
The guy to Clinton's left in the 1st photo that seems to be trying to cop a feel was later found dead in an empty field...........it was years later that the land the body was found upon would come to be known as Ft. Marcy Park.
LOL! Thanks doug.
She was for the dropping of the bomb only because she was fed false intelligence on the war (She was tricked, and this became obvious as soon as the bad pictures and public sentiment changed). She's actually against the dropping of the bomb now, though she voted for it, maybe, not sure, depends on what the opinion polls say that day and what she remembers the truth to be.
I'm enjoying the beginning of the Hitlery Band Camp war chronicles...carbuncles...cankles?
What's next? Hillary at Valley Forge? Gettysburg?
Nice Doug, thanks!
With your “Manhattan Project” tagline, this is a nice touch, doug.
Remember the Ankles!
WoW! What a gal!
Very good Doug. Hillary is obviously in line for the Al Gore medal of excellence.
Coming soon:
HILLARY IN MILITARY HISTORY: No. 37 - Hillary Destroys the “Death Star”
Its been nothing short of stunning how the MSM is really pouring it on her now. The same MSM that was in love with the Clintons up until only a few months ago. They are in love with Obama now and have officially thrown the Clintons under the bus.
Its like watching some greek tragedy as the lead is poisoned and then stabbed by all those around him who he believed were his supporters.
Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization!
I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!
After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.
And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.
Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!
LOVE IT! LOL.
I didn’t realize they had ho services on the Enola Gay.
However . . .
” Senator Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton.”
is just inadequate . . .
The more accurate appelation is, as you know . . .
her unroyal lowness, her hideous heinous—bw*tch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Marx de Machiavelli de Stalin de Lenin de Mao de Pol Pot de Che de Castro de Chavez de Arafart de Mugabee de Burr de Rosenberg . . . de Sade.
Just a friendly reminder for the uninitiated . . .
Did I tell you how I organized and piloted a relief mission to bring penicilin, amoxycilin, and 1,000,000 MREs for the starving Children™ of Bosnia? I remember like it was yesterday. The tiny island nation of Bosnia was alone in its war against fascism. America had yet to enter the war, but the Children™ cried for help and something had to be done. Did I mention the Children™? So I also brought 10,000,000 condoms on a tip from Donna Shalala.
When we entered Bosnian airspace the sky was filled with the Serbian Luftwaffe intent on shooting down our humanitarian expedition. Sinbad manned the rear gun turret and Sheryl Crow... mmm... womanned the belly turret. The flak was very heavy in that dark, cold and rainy night. We could see the bright flashes and black oily smoke of the bursting shells. We had never flown a night mission before. It was hell!
Sheryl begged that we abort the mission but this was one abortion I could not support. "We must press on!" I screamed into the intercom.
"What about lunch?" demanded Sinbad.
"Ask the nice Secret Service man, he has a bologna sandwich in his briefcase labeled The Football," I barked back at Sinbad.
Is it the Secret Service that carries The Football? Maybe it was that nice Coast Guard fellow.... I'm a little foggy on that detail.... Never mind, it's irrelevant.
Anyhow, I corkscrewed the C-47 down from eight miles high to evade the sniper ground fire. If anybody who has ever been on a snipe hunt, you know how difficult that can be. I made a perfect four-point landing. The crew called me "Slick." I thought it was nice to be compared to that singer from The Jefferson Airplane.
We taxied to the terminal and were met by heavy artillery, RPG, small arms, large arms, some legs and feet, and a nice little girl with flowers.
The flowers were just beautiful.
I cried.
It was my finest hour.