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Bender to have sergery! (Shameless Vanity!)
3-27-08 | Bender2

Posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2

Gadzooks! I feel... like crap!

And I have... this really yucky discharge!

I fear it is more... than a hangover!

Guess I better... see the Doc!


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To: Bender2

Hope you are on the mend!


61 posted on 03/30/2008 1:49:21 PM PDT by Aggie Mama
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To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
Slowly recovering ya’ll. Thanks for your support and prayers. I shall be back on my high horse shortly!
62 posted on 03/31/2008 5:39:04 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

Be brave my FRiend! God be with you.


63 posted on 03/31/2008 5:42:38 AM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: Bender2

Good job! When fully recovered, enjoy some cheese nachos, shrimp dipped in garlic butter, and an ice cream for dessert to celebrate! ( Just once, though. :) )


64 posted on 03/31/2008 5:48:17 AM PDT by Melinda
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To: Bender2

Alright!

Nurse Futurama is on the way ;)


65 posted on 03/31/2008 5:55:40 AM PDT by valkyry1
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To: Bender2

Good luck! What were your symptoms?


66 posted on 03/31/2008 6:00:37 AM PDT by txhurl
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To: Bender2

I think you overexerted yourself, what with four episodes last Sunday and then re-running them last night.


67 posted on 03/31/2008 6:10:21 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Bender2
Take it slow. Get lots of rest.
68 posted on 03/31/2008 6:13:50 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Bender2

Didja know those things can grow back?

OK, technically it doesn’t grow back, but it’s pretty close to being a distinction without a difference.

http://yourtotalhealth.ivillage.com/can-gallbladder-grow-back.html


69 posted on 03/31/2008 6:17:57 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Auntbee

Hey stranger.


70 posted on 03/31/2008 6:28:19 AM PDT by MarkMyWord
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To: Bender2

I used to have gallbladder attacks, a lot of them. A couple of times it was so bad I fainted. A number of other times, they were so bad, I wished for death.

In self defense, I began regularly doing The Old Amish Gallbladder Cure, a three day fast on apple juice (organic, unfiltered), followed by drinking large amounts of olive oil (virgin, cold pressed). The end result (pun intended) is that you pass the gallstones as soft, painless objects in your stool. Hundreds of them, some are amazingly large

Last time I had an attack was more than three years ago. I’m not saying I’ll never have another one, but 3 years is a long time w/o one.


71 posted on 03/31/2008 6:30:52 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: savedbygrace

The Old Amish Gallbladder Cure = The Old Amish Gallstone Cure


72 posted on 03/31/2008 6:31:52 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Bender2

They didn’t leave you bent out of shape, did they?


73 posted on 03/31/2008 6:33:17 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: Bender2

Godspeed Bender.


74 posted on 03/31/2008 6:39:46 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Bender2

Daddy had his out a couple of weeks ago...three days and you should be as good as new!

Get Well Soon!


75 posted on 03/31/2008 6:43:46 AM PDT by VermiciousKnid
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To: savedbygrace
If you feel it cured you, great, but what I hear is that this cure is complete quackery:

The Truth about Gallbladder and Liver "Flushes"

76 posted on 03/31/2008 7:06:34 AM PDT by no nau
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To: no nau

I repeat: No gallbladder attacks in more than three years. My wife has been attack free for much longer than that. She once had the attacks so bad, her weight reached dangerously low levels from not being able to eat for long periods of time.

In her case, after the cleanse, a subsequent ultrasound confirmed the stones were gone.

I’ve never bothered with the ultrasound sessions. I base my conclusion on the fact I haven’t had any more attacks.


77 posted on 03/31/2008 7:36:35 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Bender2

Dr. Zoidberg does good work!


78 posted on 03/31/2008 8:08:02 AM PDT by Grunthor (http://constitutionparty.com/join.php)
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To: Bender2
Good news, Bender2!


79 posted on 03/31/2008 8:08:46 AM PDT by pookie18 (Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
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To: savedbygrace

Gee, I wish I had known about that before I ended up with mine being taken out.
But how do you drink olive oil? That must have been tough!


80 posted on 03/31/2008 8:14:02 AM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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