Skip to comments.Bust up: How to enhance your assets without going under the knife
Posted on 04/06/2008 3:29:21 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
Almost everyone's breasts look good in Hollywood.
From Anne Hathaway and Victoria Beckham to Catherine Zeta-Jones, it doesn't matter if you're 20 or 50; when you get on that red carpet in your designer dress, you've got to get it right.
Said to be the biggest breakthrough since Botox, carboxy therapy can eradicate wrinkles and stretch marks on your de colletage and take years off your skin.
It has recently been made available in Britain by Parisian doctor Jules-Jacques Nabet, who says: "Nothing else works like it for loose skin and stretch marks. It means there is no need for surgery in many cases. The effects are revolutionary."
Carbon dioxide is injected just under the surface of the skin using a fine needle. Enthusiasts say the extra oxygen between cells stimulates the production of collagen.
The result, say practitioners, is fewer fat cells and firmer, younger-looking skin. The results on stretch marks and scars are permanent, but doctors suggest that to maintain reduced cellulite levels, you should have boosters every six months.
Patients noted an improvement in the appearance of their cleavage. Fine lines vanished and skin looked smooth and youthful.
Rioblush Carboxy Therapy costs £100 a session. Dr Jules-Jacques Nabet's Medical Rooms, Royal Garden Hotel, Kensington High Street, London W8 4PT.
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Maureen Dowd is deeply saddened.
I will gladly sign up as a carbon credit. I could probably offset a small country. (All to save the planet, don’t you know!!!)
Anything more than a handful-or a mouthful- is a waste anyway.
I offer a massage treatment that is guaranteed to increase a woman’s bust size 2 cups or more. GUARANTEED.
Together, we could save a continent! ;)
And where does the C from Co2 go?
Carbon poisoning can be dangerous. Just ask Al Gore. He has a terminal case.
Why not just use plain O?
If it takes a few fat cells along with it, who cares??? ;O)
Gives new meaning to “Gas Bags”
What a scam! Carbon dioxide is a waste product of your cells. The oxygen in the carbon dioxide is not available for the cells to use. That's what you breathe out.
Sugar + oxygen = energy + carbon dioxide + water.
Might as well use helium for uplift...
The new research on BOTOX claims it migrates from the face to the brain.
Course the Hollywoodians are already braindead..... could be the reason why it took so long for the research to catch up.
Helium and CO2 are dangerous. My patented, "hands on" massage system works or your money back. Using my system a womens bust will increase 2 cup sizes. GUARANTEED.
How does it work? I gently
fondle massage the women's tits, boobs, hooters breast for two weeks. Call now. No checks.
I agree for the most part. Most days I'm happy with just a hamburger, but somtimes I want a triple whopper with cheese.
(Not reason, just figgered you should be pinged. Ponged. Poked. Prodded. ....)
A friend of ours who did the beauty pageant circuit thing in the early 90’s claimed that she and others would get saline infusions into the breasts and butt to gain temporary fullness. To me that always explained mystery up/down boobs like Britney Spears.
Do you have any links on the research. My mother-in-law has to get botox shots for a nerve twitch (not cosmetic) on a regular interval.
I also heard the contestants spray their rears and boobs to keep bathing suits anchored while they parade before the judges.
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