Gore Fest: It's Time for Dems to Recruit Al Gore

The Boston Phoenix ^ | April 23, 2008 | Steven Stark

[2ndDivisionVet]

Oh, yes, please do! He'd never do it, though, he's got too much to lose, with all those carbon credits and the rest of that scam.

[Vince Ferrer]

...So, if she and Bill care about the party and nation

I found a flaw in the logic.

[Nathan Zachary]

Barf!

What if he won? That would be a nightmare of epic proportion. Hilary and Al Gore...[[[[shudder]]]]

I would seriously consider moving everything out of the country. They'd rob us blind.

[Caipirabob]

The "Gore Draft" makes sense. Apparently Al's been busy registering new voters.

[Califreak]

I wish we could draft Duncan Hunter.

I also wish Al Gore would be exiled to the North Pole and cut off from any kind of media exposure.

[poobear]

“...and who has enormous difficulties attracting the white, non–college educated voters he needs to win.”

I love when they use this description. As if you are white and college educated you are somehow smarter and would vote for this Marxist!

Guess with college indoctrination who knows...

[livius]

I said months ago that Gore was somehow going to be the candidate, and I bet he will be. What’s worse, I bet he’ll win.

[Thermalseeker]

He'd never do it, though, he's got too much to lose

There's that, and he'd eventually have to debate his lies about AGW with someone sooner or later and that would ultimately be the end of the Profit Algore.......

[ovrtaxt]

This is the Doomsday Option of Operation Chaos.

In the end, it won’t help.

[rlmorel]

What a long-winded gasbag. So much moonbattery in one opinion piece I just cannot even grab onto one part.

[samtheman]

I spotted that flaw too. Why would a Clinton ever do anything that doesn’t help a Clinton. And the fact is, if Hillary is going to lose, she’d much rather have Obama be the nominee than Gore. Obama will be so much easier for the Clinton’s to sabatoge in order to leave the race open for 2012.

Besides, don’t the Clinton’s hate Gore even more than they hate Obama?

[ken5050]

Here’s the reason why he won’t, even if he wanted to do so....Gore couln’t stand the financial vetting and disclosures. You think that the Clintons have done well?..Gore’s made maybe $500 mill...

[dawn53]

They’d still lose the black vote. It would be akin to saying, “Sorry, we need to bring in the white guy...the black guy isn’t good enough.” Same with women, it will alienate those die hard feminists..”We need a man for this job.”

[samtheman]

Who are these idiots who keep coming up with this “idea”?

I have a news flash for them:

It doesn’t matter how the Rat party steals the nomination from Obama.

They can steal it by using the super-delegates-chose-Hillary gambit.

Or they can follow the advice of the idiot that wrote this article and somehow finagle a Gore nomination.

But it doesn’t matter what they do or how they do it.

If Obama is not nominated, the Denver convention is going up in FLAMES. It’s going to be Chicago’68+Watts’65 X 1000.

And if they’re stupid enough not to know that (and I suspect even the stupidest of the stupid rats actually knows that) then what I’m going to do is buy an even wider screen TV because, man, I want to watch that action on the biggest screen possible.

So go ahead, dumborats, take the nomination from The Mullah Obama. I dare you.

[2ndDivisionVet]

‘The world’s largest TV’: 205 inches
http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9698371-1.html

[Hardastarboard]

He’s already won once — with an asterisk.

WRONG, Homey.

a well-funded write-in campaign might have a chance to be successful.

This boy's just delusional, isn't he? Or maybe he's written a joking homage to Operation Chaos. Either way, it ain't happenin'. On another note, I had lunch with a Dem buddy of mine a few months ago (I don't hold it against him - he grew up Dem, and still seems to think they're normal people). I asked him who he liked, and he, even then, said he didn't like Hillary or Obama because he didn't think they could win, and wondered if a third person might enter at the last minute.

Looks like Dems believe in a "Savior" after all.

[samtheman]

That’s not a TV, that’s a movie theater!

[McBuff]

Don’t forget the industrial-size popcorn popper!!LOL!!!

[Enchante]

Here is the solution for the Demagogues, the one and only option that can save their party in 2008 and beyond:

Bill Clinton needs to undergo a sex change operation and then be the new compromise candidate as Mrs. Billie Clinton.

This will please almost all relevant constituencies and can get around the XXII Amendment b/c “she” will no longer be the same “person” as William Jefferson Clinton.

Hillary won’t be pleased to be eased aside but will be delighted to finally be married to a woman.

Democrats everywhere will be thrilled that they can revive their “1st Black President” in a new form.

Barack’s supporters won’t be thrilled but will grudgingly acknowledge the brilliance of this solution.

Bill Clinton may be reluctant to part with his manhood but can be persuaded to “take a hit for the team” or else Hillary can knock him out with a flying ashtray — next thing he knows he wakes up having just undergone the surgery!

The media will love it because it will be such a gender-bending revolutionary “first” and will generate endless chatter in the MSM.

The US Supreme Court will have to rule on the XXII Amendment issue but how can they rule that the new & improved she, Billie Clinton, is the same “person” as the 42nd President of the USA?

All in all a perfect solution for the Demagogues.

[samtheman]

Hillary won’t be pleased to be eased aside but will be delighted to finally be married to a woman.

There's the flaw in your plan!

Hillary definitely wants to be married to a woman, but not THAT woman!