George W Bush may have been a blessing in disgise

[Salem]

"There is only person who can save us! Barack Obama!"

It is unfortunate sad individuals such as yourself have to look to some of the corruptest, manipulative shysters of our time as saviors and messiahs. They are all the same, numb-nuts, promising nothing but disappointment and failure.

[BufordP]

If I were in such dire straits as you, bucking up for internet service would be way way down on my list of priorities. Paying for HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax are you, ZOTtimes?

[peeps36]

Is this a joke or is it a real person who suffers from the Berry Brain Disorder? I can’t believe that people actually believe an empty suit that says something vague about changing things. Berry might bring change but it definitely won’t be for the better.

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

Yeah, right.

[Darksheare]

To show your support for Obama, call his office and say ‘elif air ab deenich’. He’ll love you for it.

[sergeantdave]

I think you’ve devolved sufficiently to get a job as an organ grinder’s monkey.

[LiberConservative]

Head case. See ya’.

[Mr Inviso]

The dog couldnt handle the patchouli stench and left him.

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Could you maybe give me a read on what your opinion of cheese is, maybe?

[rottndog]

DANG!!!>>>>....IATZ!

[A.Hun]

[Hot Tabasco]

lay offs and unemployment not seen since the great depresion

You are a stupid fool who conveniently forgot the massive job losses during the Carter days........

Its too bad we don't know you by name then we could park a "crap cannon" outside your house and shoot you repeatedly until you were clean.........

[Hot Tabasco]

What's even funnier than your stupid crybaby rant is the fact that you probably spent several hours composing your crap only to be zotted within minutes.........LOL!

What the heck you had the time on your hands anyway.

Question for you: Since you are homeless, or was, but with no income, who provided you with your computer and who is paying for your internet access?????????/

[stinkerpot65]

Poor little loser Democrat. Don't worry! A few more hits on the crack pipe will make it all go away.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

The Ritual Zottin' O' the Troll

 

Gather round Stout-Hearted Men
for the ritual Blessing of the Troll.

Form a circle. Tighten it up so you have

good position for the spittin' part.

 

[Like saying grace before a bad meal, 
The Ritual Zottin' o' the Troll is necessary
because of who we are - not because of
any merit in the Troll himself. Yes, it
is distasteful, and some would say disgusting.

And they'd be right...

 

yes it's a heavy duty that falls upon us

as manly men before he goes
to his just reward.]

 

I will start...

 

We are gathered around this poor pathetic
soul today for the

Ritual Zottin' of the Troll.

 

He is a woeful creature, to be sure.

It pains us to look upon him

as we gather round him.

Th' best tha' could be said for him is that he's

a hairy fellar. Skinny to be sure and pale of complexion.

 

We see his brain has been warped.

It is twisted. 
He has become but a shell of what a thinkin' human should be.

No worse thing probably could we say

than he has become a liberal.

 

[yes, this is the time to spit upon him - spit freely now]

 

Yet, as we know,

all progress starts with telling the truth.

So truth it'll be for this hairy one.

 

We should well remember that this troll

used to be human

(at least we suspect)

as Gollum hi'self was at one time.

That was quite some time before.

He can no longer think clearly

enough to escape from soundbites and

DU talking points.

They drip from his lips and

fingers like vomit. (An' if you're standin'

close enough to the Circle of Stout-Hearted Men,

I'm not sayin' anythin' you don't know already.)

He can't spell.
He can't think.

And sadly, he hasn't the wisdom to know
these things are true.

So we ask a blessing on his brain.

Aye, it's a tall order, we know.
Allow him to go forth after this

RIGHTEOUS ZOT!

with a brain that functions once again.

May the

LIGHTENING BOLTS

of the Zot! reawaken that long dormant
brain that is hangs like legs on a paralytic man.

 

The brain isn't the worst part ...

 

His soul is in worse shape than his brain -
if you can imagine such  dire straits.

And of course, this is assumin' he has a soul.

Admittedly, it seems doubtful today,

but we can hope.

Whereas he was born in sin,

yet could have made something of his life,

here he has ended up.

And it falls upon us in the Blessin' of the Troll

to hold this to the light -

He is twisted in soul.

He is stunted in moral development.

His beeber is stuned.

An' we should rightly say, he is

pathetic
 - and this even for a troll.

He can no longer tell right from wrong.

He has no moral compass to guide his poor troll rantings.

Perhaps it was the use of the weed.

Perhaps something stronger.

We'll never know,

for he's in no state to tell us,

 let alone repent from the depths of his depravity.

 

Or perhaps he's been over imbibing the hard drink.

If so, it should be noted that he can't handle his liquor.

As such,

he is certainly no longer a man.

He has become just an empty shell.

But a human shell who's only purpose is

to provide space for a Kerry bumper sticker,

which explains the ugly tattoo.

 

(fellars, bow your heads as I speak of the Viking Kitties of Death)

Whatever started him down this path,

may he be blessed to turn after the

VIKING KITTIES OF DEATH

come with their claws blazin'

... and they will, for sure.

May the pain and terror of these

noble beasts chase him back
to the straight and narrow way -

from which a man should never stray.

 

May he have such a fear in his soul that

he will look back on today as a blessing, for sure!

 

There is little more that can be said about this sad,
pathetic creature who is before us today.
There is little enough left of human form,

nothing

that is good,

or noble,

or worthy,

or excellent.

We wish that it were so,

fer it pains us to look upon him.

 

He has become little more than a pile of

what could have been human and yet now is stillborn

as it sits within our circle of stout-hearted men.

 

What is left here after the

RIGHTEOUS ZOT

(which he deserves)

shall be scraped up and returned to
the last known address. And if one of you
good gentleman is willing to spare a zip-lock
baggie, I believe that will do it.

 

Now, unless another of our best has
any other blessin's, we commend this hairy
wayward troll to the

 ZOT!

[woofie]

Keep looking I bet you can find some Communism left somewhere in the world ...Oh yea Cuba, Move to Cuba quick before it changes

[bannie]

It’s always the lazy leechs who hate the wealthy.

I wonder if you’re just “sometimes” a lazy leech.

[Kitty Mittens]

And you blame All of this on One Man, on my President Bush?! LOL!! You on the Left ascribe almost God-Like Powers to him! If I wasn't a Lady I would tell you where to Get Off!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The eight years gave us lay offs and unemployment not seen since the great depresion,

You were either non-existent or stoned all through the 70s weren't you.