Ted Nugent: Bambi rights vs. BBQ; what kind of candidate are you?

Waco Tribune Herald ^ | July 13, 2008 | Ted Nugent

[McLynnan]

Good questions, especially for Obama.

[JessieHelmsJr]

ping

[the invisib1e hand]

everyone knows its adavantageous to repay debts with inflated dollars.

[TheZMan]

Ted for president.

[Textide]

Name three specific agencies or departments of the federal government you believe could either be drastically reduced or eliminated.

Now name five more.

Here's the list...

[Cobra64]

In the first week, I'd shut down the following:

1.2 Department of Agriculture
1.5 Department of Education
1.6 Department of Energy
1.7 Department of Health and Human Services
1.8 Department of Homeland Security
1.12 Department of Labor
1.14 Department of Transportation

[STONEWALLS]

“Would you support changing tax day (April 15th) to the Monday before the first Tuesday in November (the latter being Election Day)?”
....I would really like to see this happen

[Issaquahking]

Ya got love Ted! 100+% American! Solid then, as he is now! Hope he gets the VP nomination!

[Kolb]

I’ll second that motion!

[TigersEye]

* As commander in chief, if you could personally shoot Osama bin Laden, would you? What caliber of weapon? Where would you aim?

Some people might take these as joke questions but they're not. They are funny but I think they're dead-on serious. An answer to the first question above is all I would need to know to decide whether the individual was fit to be President. The other two questions clarify how fit.

My answers would be...

• Yes.
• .50 BMG.
• Solar plexus.

I'm betting both candidates would answer "no" to the first question.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“* As commander in chief, if you could personally shoot Osama bin Laden, would you? What caliber of weapon? Where would you aim? “

Yes
Sidewinder
Gut shot

[Feckless]

As commander in chief, if you could personally shoot Osama bin Laden, would you? What caliber of weapon? Where would you aim?

Teddy falls into the "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could" category.

[Feckless]

Do you believe that animals have rights? What is your favorite barbecue recipe?

I believe there is a place for all of God's creatures.... usually right next to the potatoes and covered in gravy.

[TigersEye]

You’re fit for the job. Sort of a Ulysses S. Grant type I’d say. ;^)

[P8riot]

First one I’d nail is the ATF.

[Cobra64]

First one I’d nail is the ATF.

Me too. All the one I nailed have no reason for existing. Bush's DHS should have been rolled into the FBI with an FBI task force working with the CIA.

[piroque]

# 1 - A T F
# 2 - Homeland Security
# 3 - Department of Labor
# 4 - Department of education
# 5 - Department of Agriculture “ scale back some programs”

[Vigilanteman]

* As commander in chief, if you could personally shoot Osama bin Laden, would you? What caliber of weapon? Where would you aim?

Shooting is too good for the s.o.b. and a waste of a perfectly good bullet. Besides, I'd have to clean the weapon afterward.

What's wrong with a short rope, a tall tree and a horse? Wouldn't you get more satisfaction watching him dance the Tyburn Jig?

[Tamar1973]

* Do you believe that animals have rights? What is your favorite barbecue recipe?

Chuncheon (Chicken)Wings

Korean Kalbi (Beef ribs) I have my own kalbi recipe that's slightly different, though.

[Cyber Liberty]

Ted,

Why did you leave Jackson MI to live in Crawford, TX? Your neighbors liked you.

CL