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ANN COULTER: A BABY DADDY FOR BOTH AMERICAS (Where's The Cigars, John?)
AnnCoulter.Com ^ | July 30, 2008 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 07/30/2008 2:56:04 PM PDT by Syncro

A BABY DADDY FOR BOTH AMERICAS
July 30, 2008


The mainstream media really seem to imagine they can prevent Americans from knowing information by refusing to mention it in newspapers or on TV.

For those few Americans without an Internet connection and to whom I have not faxed the National Enquirer stories: Evidence is accumulating that John Edwards is right -- there really are "two Americas." There's one where men cheat on their cancer-stricken wives and one where men do not cheat on their cancer-stricken wives.

To put it another way, it would appear that ambulances aren't the only things John Edwards has been chasing lately.

Last year, the National Enquirer broke the story about New-Age divorcee Rielle Hunter, formerly Lisa Druck, telling friends she was having an affair with Edwards and that she was pregnant with his "love child."

Who knew that "my father was a mill worker" could be such a great pickup line? In his defense, Edwards had to do something to kill time between giving $50,000 speeches on poverty.

I guess the Enquirer is lucky Edwards isn't a trial lawyer! A sleazy carnival sideshow trial lawyer wouldn't even need to start channeling unborn children before a jury -- as Edwards did in the junk-science cases that made him a multimillionaire -- to win a defamation case if these charges are false. The "love child" allegation could be easily disproved by DNA testing.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008election; anncoulter; breckgirl; coulter; democratscumbag; drivebymedia; edwards; itsallaboutsex; jessejackson; johnedwards; lovechild; mediacoverup; msm; nationinquirer; sexscandal; tabloidfodder
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To: jonrick46; ConservaTexan

LOL


41 posted on 07/30/2008 4:29:42 PM PDT by Dante3
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To: Syncro

bttt


42 posted on 07/30/2008 4:30:33 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: kcvl

I love her humor.


43 posted on 07/30/2008 4:34:22 PM PDT by Dante3
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To: monkapotamus

Ann looks just like my daughter, Lauren. Did I have twins and not know it?

Ann - come to pappa!


44 posted on 07/30/2008 5:14:06 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Tax-chick

Re “Edwards was barricaded in the bathroom, no one reported hearing sounds of a blow dryer”

Gee, did you ask Larry Craig or Bernie Frank?


45 posted on 07/30/2008 5:16:05 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

TYPO corection:

Re “Edwards was barricaded in the bathroom, no one reported hearing the sounds of a blow dryer.”

Gee, did you ask Larry Craig or BARNIE Frank?


46 posted on 07/30/2008 5:17:31 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Is she from Michigan? My friends sister could be her twin. Or maybe your daughter!


47 posted on 07/30/2008 5:22:18 PM PDT by proudtobeanamerican1 (I need t o buy a gun....)
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To: Syncro

Is Love Child another term for your Whore’s Bastard? Maybe Jesse Jackmail can counsel him. Queen Ann Rox!

Pray for W and Our Troops


48 posted on 07/30/2008 5:30:20 PM PDT by bray (Drill Congress!!)
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To: Syncro

Dear Ann,

My father was a mill worker. Would you like to go out on a date?


49 posted on 07/30/2008 5:34:19 PM PDT by Liberty 275 (Do. Not. Want. Barack. Obama.)
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To: Syncro

That’s the wrong Andrew Young! The Edwards campaign associate who claimed to be Hunter’s baby’s father, is also named Andrew Young, but is at least 30 years younger.


50 posted on 07/30/2008 5:39:05 PM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Homeschooled and homeschooling.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

LOL - that was very funny.


51 posted on 07/30/2008 5:59:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Kudzu: A successful government program!)
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To: Hexenhammer

Phil Hendries was awesome wasn’t he.
I used to love the kid from the Military Academy.
He is back on very limted stations.


52 posted on 07/30/2008 6:01:29 PM PDT by Holicheese (Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
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To: Bob
*****My thought is that the “even hotter” stuff is the hush money that's been getting paid to her.*****

“Even hotter” stuff could well be the millions offered by Edwards to NE to have the paper NOT print anymore about Edwards.

53 posted on 07/30/2008 6:10:31 PM PDT by GOPologist (Illigitimi non carborundum.)
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To: Liberty 275
I have a Pool on the Bay and I can cook! Sorry, you're outa luck.

Pick me, Ann..

54 posted on 07/30/2008 6:15:15 PM PDT by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
Oh thanks, I didn't know there was an Andrew Young assoiated with Edward's campaign. I can't find a picture of him anywhere, but did find this:

National Enquirer A team of Enquirer reporters caught the married ex-senator visiting his mistress and secret love child late Monday night at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Los Angeles hotel. As we reported previously, Edwards arrived at the hotel at 9:45 p.m. Monday, driven by a friend in a BMW, and was seen by Enquirer reporter Alan Butterfield. We can now reveal that the man who drove Edwards was Bob McGovern, the same man who drove Rielle to the hotel from Santa Barbara and rented her room in his name. He was driving a 1999 four-door midnight blue BMW.

Said Butterfield: "The car had a baby seat in the back for Rielle's infant. He pulled into the parking lot, took a ticket from the automated machine, pulled forward, and stopped right after the parking gate lowered. Edwards got out of the passenger side, walked around the front of the car and went in a side entrance near the swimming pool. McGovern parked the car and then slowly walked back inside the hotel and went upstairs."

In the aftermath of our exclusive story, the National Enquirer has now learned:

- Edwards' advisers are "spitting mad and furious" that his late-night escapades have made international headlines because it could derail his chances of becoming Barack Obama's running mate. . .

- His mistress, blonde divorcee Rielle, meanwhile, has returned to her home in Santa Barbara, Calif., and sources say she is "in despair" that Edwards might cut off contact with her because their latest rendezvous has been exposed in the media.

After we posted the details of Edwards shocking meeting with Rielle, political sources close to Edwards revealed how he was candidly scolded by his advisors hours later.

One political source divulged: "His advisors told him they were furious that this had been brought out by the National Enquirer right when Obama is considering whether he's V.P. material with the Democratic National Convention (Aug. 25-28 in Denver) only weeks away.

"From what I hear, John was read the riot act by his people. The fallout from this could cost him the job of running mate. They told him Obama doesn't want to pick someone and be embarrassed by the choice. This 'bimbo eruption' at this critical time will do him absolutely no good.

"While his people are not trying to tell him how to live his personal life, this baggage isn't going to help him convince Obama that he's the right guy to be his veep."


55 posted on 07/30/2008 6:48:33 PM PDT by Syncro (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Well, he's a lawyer, right? She was just "helping him with his briefs."

In a divorce case, of course.

56 posted on 07/30/2008 7:24:07 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity

His work as a trial lawyer is over; he’s too sleazy for it. But his standing with today’s democrats is getting better.


57 posted on 07/30/2008 7:46:34 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Obama the Messiai----uh, er, um, uh, uh.)
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To: Jim Noble

Hey, Jim. It didn’t hurt that Hitelery had all that info from those over 900 FBI files. Those files were not on the little people of this country, but the high and mighty Senators, Representatives and Conservatives. They knew who were going to be easy to blackmail for the correct vote on his impeachment. There would never be enough votes in the Senate to convict the President, with two-thirds of the Senate (67 votes) needed.


58 posted on 07/30/2008 9:41:14 PM PDT by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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To: Syncro
Okay....I have figured this WHOLE THING out!

Now, this Lisa Druk...or whatever, changed her name to “Reille”....which sounds just like the whacko religion,
the “Raelians”...who believe in and say they have been successful at cloning.

Maybe Edwards has in fact, done the very sweet thing, and had his dying wife cloned, and his girlfriend.....ah, I mean “Surrogate” actually carried the baby? Yeah, that's the ticket.

That has to be it. Because certainly he would never be so callous as to cheat on his dying wife.

59 posted on 07/30/2008 10:56:38 PM PDT by tuckrdout (~ 'Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.' ~)
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To: Syncro

LOL! I don’t think it is THAT Andrew Young!! LOL


60 posted on 07/30/2008 11:32:46 PM PDT by tuckrdout (~ 'Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.' ~)
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