They have such a depressing job.
Posted on 08/06/2008 7:53:35 AM PDT by Dysart
AUSTIN -- Forget Aggie jokes.
Cheerleaders attending camp at the University of Texas have provided more than enough funny fodder for the state this summer.
Ever wondered how many cheerleaders can fit onto an elevator? We’ll give you a hint: Not 26.
But a group of peppy campers found this out the hard way at UT’s Jester Residence Hall.
Twenty-six cheerleaders packed into an elevator there, but it got stuck and stayed that way for about 30 minutes.
Some of the girls passed out.
Others used their cell phones to call for help.
Just a few weeks ago, teens at another campus cheerleading camp had an entire dormitory evacuated after they smelled an unidentifiable odor.
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If there were any male cheerleaders on the elevader, well, god bless him.
It’s really not funny when you’re the one stuck in an elevator. AND 26 OF THEM!! OY VAY!
DANG!
Missed opportunity!
“Jester Residence Hall”?
Perfect.
Just for the record, we weren’t really stuck.
Who was the lucky guy stuck with them?
I had a dream like that once...
don’t we have a picture rule about this sort of thing?
Just for the record, we weren’t really stuck. ................... All blondes?????
ONE TIME AT CHEERLEADING CAMP................
Above the Mason-Dixon line
They have such a depressing job.
Stunning!
(or, is that cunning?)
Texas, Ping!!
Stuck in an elevator with 26 whining bitching girls.
Pass.
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others “I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly “Together, together, together.”
When asked why someone didn’t push the open door button one cheerleader answered, “Because no one had their car keys with them, duhhhh.
LMAO
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