Since I have very little imagination, I'm going to repeat my past thread with one change. Obama instead of Gore (and even though I couldn't think of an example, let's not leave Michelle out either, although the kids ARE off limits.)
Posted on 09/06/2008 10:16:23 PM PDT by Brookhaven
How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
It is not Barack Obama who will change the light bulb. We are the change our light bulb is waiting for.
I'm saddened that the lightbulb burned out. This isn't the lightbulb I knew.
How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and thousands of others to scream "yes we can".
Since I have very little imagination, I'm going to repeat my past thread with one change. Obama instead of Gore (and even though I couldn't think of an example, let's not leave Michelle out either, although the kids ARE off limits.)
Love the bumper sticker. Let’s make it so.
Just one: Husayn holds the bulb, and the rest of the universe revolves around Him.
LOl, great sign BTW.
Here’s Barack’s answer:
I, uh, when I go to, uh, change, you know, a light bulb? I, uh usually, um, I get a ladder? That’s, uh, if the bulb is, you know, a bulb on the, uh, ceiling? If it isn’t, then I don’t, uh, use a, you know, ladder? Some light bulbs are, uh, in, uh, lamps? So I ask, uh, you know, Michelle? if she, uh, could ask the honkey maid, to, uh, you know, uh, change the, uh, effing bulb.
How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
While I’m not sure of the exact number, I am sure it could only happen if the instructions appear on a teleprompter.
Just BO plus a HazMat team to clean up after he drops it.
Uh...I’m not...uhh..umm...certain,certain...uhh...that the answer...ummm...to you question lies...ummm...within my...you know...paygrade.
Trick question - light bulbs are banned.
How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Obama supporters can’t change light bulbs. That’s why we need to fund a multi-billion dollar government agency to assist these unfortunate people left behind by the rich, well lit McCain supporters.
None. Changing light bulbs is above his pay grade.
5
1 to hold the light bulb
and
4 to turn the table he is standing on
The light bulb has to hope for the change.
Would these be the inexpensive, safe incandescent light bulbs that congress has banned or the expensive, mercury filled fluorescent bulbs that cause migraines that we will soon be forced to buy, and forced to pay to dispose of?
I won’t take your light bulbs away. This can’t be a reason not to vote for me!
Trick question. His halo provides all the light he needs.
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