Posted on 10/30/2008 7:03:40 AM PDT by jvernon
I don't know who wrote this because I would like to give credit where credit is due. This is FUNNY!!!
'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down!
I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart!
" On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi" He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause And as he flew out of sight I heard him laugh at the nation Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think On this one final note- IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
that’s the dumbest thing i’ve read in quite some time
‘Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
” On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi”
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
Poetry PING!!!
How true, how true. I did a google search and I’m happy to say it’s all over the net. No clue as to who wrote it though.
VERY nice!
Did you write that one?
OOPS.
Sorry. I should have read the whole thread.
Still funny though.
I had not seen this before. Sent it on to my email list.
Thanks.
No. Mine would have been much better.............:^)
I have a hard time making paragraphs, too. All I know is < p >
When you paste something into the FR posting box, if there is one HTML tag in it anywhere, all formatting is lost. I wish they’d fix that............
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