Posted on 11/14/2008 8:29:21 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I dunno who the guest host is.
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I hope it’s not Mark Davis again. He’s impossible to listen to.
Thanks for the link. I listen to Michael Reagan at 6 pm and like him as much as I do Rush!
I read about it on FR. I’ve joined and donated! :)
In 2010 ACORN will be funded to the tune of a couple of billion dollars. They will fan out across the nation to fix the elections via massive fraud. Lots more Mickey Mouse’s will register and vote. And by then, a sycophant Democrat A.G. will be appointed and the Federal Courts will be packed with sycophant judges. More Republican Senators and Republican House members will be defeated, giving a plus 60 advantage in the Senate and a much larger margin in the House. You cry foul because the fraud is so obvious. “There’s cheating and fraud” you say to the Democrat A.G., “I don’t see any cheating and fraud” says” the A.G. “There’s cheating and fraud” you cry to the federal courts. “We don’t see any cheating and fraud” say the courts. (At this time, the Republican party can be officially announced as dead, and its spirit will be withdrawn by God.) And ACORN is busy busy busy electing Obama sympathetic State legislators. “Why?,” you ask bunky? Read on.
In 2012 you rally behind Sarah Palin. ACORN once again fans out across the nation and starts the massive voter registration fraud and voting booth fraud again. Only this time, they are assisted by tens of thousands of “volunteers” from the civilian defense organization. (The organization actually serves a multi purpose. It trains the people for national disasters, and it gives the administration 90 days to heavily indoctrinate people aged 18 - 25 into Obammunism. Also it provides lot of campaign workers and an endless supply of young female sex toys to the Obammunists in power, at all levels, and provides an endless supply of young males who will be harassed and intimidated into providing sex to the homosexual indoctrinators. And all those gooey eyed single females who voted for Obama because they view the Government as a father figure get a man! He might be a black panther, or a non English speaking comrade Venezuelan but hey, he’s MALE!)
But I digress. Sarah Palin is defeated. More Republican Senators and Republican House members are defeated. “What fraud?” says the Democrat A.G. “What fraud?” say the Federal judges. And ACORN is busy busy busy electing Obama sympathetic State legislators. Why?,” you ask bunky? Read on.
It’s 2014 and more of the same. After the “election” there might be one or two Republicans left in the Senate, and a handful left in the House. By now, no one bothers to complain to the Democrat A.G. or the Federal Courts. Finally, Acorn finishes putting enough Obama friendly State legislators in power. “But why did they bother?,” you say bunky?
By 2014, Obama has only two years left in power, but he’s not ready to call it quits. So, he tells his Democrat Senate and House that he wants the Constitution changed so he can run again. In a breathtakingly short period of time, the House and Senate approve a change to the Constitution. He then tells the State Legislators to approve the change. About 45 of the States approve the change in record time, and Obama proceeds to a third term, then a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth. Finally, in the fullness of time, he steps down, and hands the reigns of power over to a daughter. There is no longer any need for elections.
Thus begins the reigns of the modern pharos. The dictators of the earth in America, Russia, and Asia have unbreakable iron grips on their slave populations, and prison camps are vast with people working to do the will of their leaders. In the fullness of time, the empires are finally broken by natural disasters and people struggle to survive as best they can by hunting and gathering. Civilizations form again, and in 10,000 years, men begin thinking and speaking of things like “One Nation, under God” and speak of divine ideas like religious, economic, and political liberty, along with a new concept: “the consent of the governed.” God will hear them and send back the spirit of the Republican Party. The party of Freedom and graciousness is reborn. Of course Satan will also hear the men and he will send back the Spirit if the Democrat party. The party of slavery and treachery is also reborn and the two parties will once again challenge each other for a few hundred years.
Perhaps at one time men of good conscience could have stopped Obama. But they didn’t.
Greetings!
AHHHHHHHHH William Ayers saying he never “created terror” therefore, he wasn’t a terrorist. WTH?
Jason Lewis
LOL. They have very good meds for what you have.
Good Morning!
Jason Lewis is more palatable than that awful Mark Davis. I’ll be glad for Monday when Rush is back!
GOOD MORNING!
It's really the content. It's his speaking style. Endless run-on sentences and asides.
It's a Jason Lewis today. He's not much better.
I'm also emailing the link to all of my Conservative friends and asking them to forward it to their other friends as well!
Thanks again - this is good news. It is never too early to start a conservative revolution!
Michael, you read my mind. Think I'll join up.
With ya on that one....
Now I have to go back to work..
I’ll be lurking on and off..
I meant to say, “It’s NOT really the content...”
Good Morning Jo!
Hope you are doing well.
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