Huffington Post: Free Republic Brings You the News (BARF ALERT!) [Their title]

Huffington Post ^ | Nov 30, 2008 | Chris Kelly

[Jim Robinson]

There's nothing worse than a long holiday weekend for falling behind on the news. What group of clumsy criminals are we bailing out now? And, gosh, will a zillion dollars be enough? You can lose track. Plus what's happening with Heidi and Spenser?

That's why a website like Free Republic is indispensable. I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob. But that's an oversimplification.

It's also a news aggregator. With one click not only do I get all the headlines I need, I also find out -- in parenthesis -- how they make me feel.

Right Tilt: Attacks Tilt India to the Right (Barf!)

One Dead Rabbi Not the Issue (Barf Alert)

A President Named Obama Changes the Name Game (BARF Alert)

Aligning Hillary Clinton & Sarah Palin is Insulting (Barf Alert)

It's a Madhouse Outside the Gun Shops, Too (Barf Alert)

Putting a Face on Big Auto (Semi Barf)

Morning In America - Could Barack Obama Become the Next Ronald Reagan? (Mega Barf)

Iowa Cafe Swamped with Orders for "Obama Cookie" (MEGA BARF ALERT!)

Second Stonewall: One Gay Man's Rant on the State of Queer Equality (Hurl-icious!)

Okay, so the part in brackets isn't actually a very useful feature. You can be pretty sure how you're supposed to feel is nauseous.

Almost everything makes Freepers throw up at least a little. If an army marches on its stomach, this one isn't going anywhere.

[Jim Robinson]

LOL! FReep 'em if they can't take a joke.

[GVnana]

LOL! I love the smell of troll in the morning!

[truthkeeper]

I noticed it got three comments...all freaky. Heh

[ElkGroveDan]

I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob.

If they only knew who Freeps or lurks here. Take pride my FRiends. We have a lot of very important and influential people who come here every day for the news, and some of them comment or slip in tidbits of useful information. Take my word for it.

[SIDENET]

I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob. But that's an oversimplification.

Projection.

[goodnesswins]

YES..THANKS to YOU, Jim and yours.....Free Republic is really the BEST place to get the news from around the world. Must better than the only source a couple of ours sited as their only news source....NPR!! AGGGHHH

Keep up the GREAT work!

[JulienBenda]

HEEEY NOW, I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK VERY MUCH!

[NoGrayZone]

Almost everything makes Freepers throw up at least a little.

Actually, you and your fellow marxists make me throw up a lot! Boy.....their fear is so transparent.

[Drango]

Arianna is Arabic for heap of stinky dung.

[goodnesswins]

“Must” should be MUCH

[BlessedBeGod]

They’re just jealous that they didn’t think of barf alerts first!

[ravensandricks]

>> tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob.

The left is nothing if not great at hurling sophomoric insults in place of actual arguments.

[Lurker]

I used to check in on the Huffington Post from time to time. But then my water and gas bills from all the hot showers I needed became a serious issue.

And what do they mean we lack the social skills to form a lynch mob? A Freeper lynch mob would use nothing but the finest hempen rope as well as be the most erudite lynch mob in history.

L

[JulienBenda]

I really shouldn’t be uncharitable towards Ms. Huff, but she is just so, so pathetic, that I consider criticism from such a pathetic humanoid to be a great compliment.

[Mrs.Z]

***FReep ‘em if they can’t take a joke.***

They’re libs, (which means they can’t even crack a smile.)

[cripplecreek]

dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob

Aww that's so sweet.

[JulienBenda]

...or from any of her minions.

[ync1994]

I come here for my news now. The bad news goes down easier among FRiends.

[Viking2002]

Fark the Puffington Post.

[meyer]

"...without the social skills to form a lynch mob."

That's just what we want them to think...