Posted on 12/17/2008 8:13:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ok will do.
The Indians do have a court case pending and the left is helping them. When I did search on some of the case work, I found that the local library committee had been helping the Indians with their case. The judges are just as partisan as the rest of the state government, so their is very little that we can do about it.
Of course it rains here, all the time, but we still have a water shortage because there are very few reservoirs. The water is all allowed to run straight into the sound. We have no storm sewer system, either - just open ditches, because they claim that the salmon might swim in the stormwater and make it to a river or lake. With this kind of logic, it is no wonder that they believe all the global warming hype.
A couple of local private water districts tried taking them to court. One won because the judge ruled that the water went no where but into the sound if the residents didn’t use it. The other won lost because the Indians built a fish hatchery upstream from the well and claimed that “excessive useage” would lower the level of water in the hatchery. Nevermind that they oppose farmed fish, while running a hatchery.
A few years ago, the state legislature tried to pass a bill that would make it illegal to place a rain barrel or cistern on your own property without a permit. They claimed that if the water was allowed to run off of your property, it wouldn’t be yours any more. It failed narrowly.
Our county decided to do an end around on the legislature, though, and passed a law making it illegal to do anything on your own property that is not specifically spelled out in county statutes. One of the county council members was complaining that you couldn’t even put up a windmill, without the county passing a regulation permitting it.
Not fair. You all started talking about this after I left. ;)
Yes, he has to marry her now that she’s met the president. I remember when Marta was ‘lovely and gracious’ or something close to that. Good luck, Rushie.
How many hits can one man’s bank account and properties take? :)
“Not fair. You all started talking about this after I left. ;)
Yes, he has to marry her now that shes met the president. I remember when Marta was lovely and gracious or something close to that. Good luck, Rushie.
How many hits can one mans bank account and properties take? :)”
I was hoping I’d be the next Mrs. Limbaugh. lol
Just wait a year or two and you still may be in with a chance. You know Rushie. ;)
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