Posted on 01/16/2009 7:19:34 AM PST by AmusedBystander
10. Asked Bill Clinton to remove all O’s from White House keyboards and replace them with 0’s.
9. Announced that Laura has taken sweet job with University of Chicago Hospital for $300k salary.
8. Punk’d Osama bin Laden with fake pardon.
7. In keeping with Obama’s Lincoln theme, had US Mint deliver $350 billion for TARP funds to White House in pennies.
6. Had Scott McClellan taken to GITMO and paraded around with Saddam’s old underwear on his head.
5. Ordered Al Gore to shovel snow from White House driveway.
4. Invited Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi over to White House but wouldn’t answer door when they knocked.
3. Replaced all mattresses in White House with Tempur-Pedic memory foam to reduce beverage spills from Obama’s future Hollywood guests jumping on beds.
2. Blocked Oprah’s phone number on White House phone system.
1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations.
No freedom / commutation for Ramos and Compean. Yup, that’s a tremendous legacy. Not.
12. Ask Josh Brolin to stand in for him at Inauguration so that he can soak a little longer in White House hot tub.
Can I buy a ticket to watch? Can I bring a bullhorn too?
12. Had the American flag taken down and properly folded so it wouldn’t end up in the trash can or being used to wipe the dirt off Michelle’s boots.
13. Make every 15th blank sheet in the paper refill trays of the xerox machines an ink copy of Adam Clymer.
Oh yes, #1 is a good one. President Dick Cheney, I like it!
LOL!
If only...;o)
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