Top 10 Final Acts of Bush Presidency

1-16-2009 | AmusedBystander

[AmusedBystander]

10. Asked Bill Clinton to remove all O’s from White House keyboards and replace them with 0’s.

9. Announced that Laura has taken sweet job with University of Chicago Hospital for $300k salary.

8. Punk’d Osama bin Laden with fake pardon.

7. In keeping with Obama’s Lincoln theme, had US Mint deliver $350 billion for TARP funds to White House in pennies.

6. Had Scott McClellan taken to GITMO and paraded around with Saddam’s old underwear on his head.

5. Ordered Al Gore to shovel snow from White House driveway.

4. Invited Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi over to White House but wouldn’t answer door when they knocked.

3. Replaced all mattresses in White House with Tempur-Pedic memory foam to reduce beverage spills from Obama’s future Hollywood guests jumping on beds.

2. Blocked Oprah’s phone number on White House phone system.

1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations.

[IYAS9YAS]

I would love to see #1. In your face, Hussein!!!

[bassmaner]

ROFLMAO! #1 would be a hoot!

[avacado]

"Ordered Al Gore to shovel snow from White House driveway."

That would be a great sight!

[nmh]

It’s too depressing to even joke about it.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations. BWAHAHAHAHA...........PING!!!

[Uncle Miltie]

Quite good. Circulating with attribution.

[mylife]

Funny stuff!

Your mind is a warped and twisted place ;)

[Mojave]

11. Pardoned all illegal aliens.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

“1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President
leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations.”

Number 1 is a hoot, thanks.

[Redbob]

Will he have “Office of the Former President” stationery and seal made?

LOL!

[Juan Medén]

Delightfully demented. My congratulations.

[cvq3842]

LOL!!!

[Badeye]

1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations

Very funny.

[Slings and Arrows]

11. Set MS Outlook to autocorrect "Barak Hussein Obama" to "Hugh Jeers".

[Enterprise]

Laughter bump!

[Travis T. OJustice]

1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations.

I would SOOOOOOO love to see that happen!

[GOP_Thug_Mom]

on a not-so-funny note—President Bush had BETTER pardon Campeon and Ramos!!!!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Hugh Jeers" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there....

[Slings and Arrows]

Awww, thanks!