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Top 10 Final Acts of Bush Presidency
1-16-2009
| AmusedBystander
Posted on 01/16/2009 7:19:34 AM PST by AmusedBystander
10. Asked Bill Clinton to remove all Os from White House keyboards and replace them with 0s.
9. Announced that Laura has taken sweet job with University of Chicago Hospital for $300k salary.
8. Punkd Osama bin Laden with fake pardon.
7. In keeping with Obamas Lincoln theme, had US Mint deliver $350 billion for TARP funds to White House in pennies.
6. Had Scott McClellan taken to GITMO and paraded around with Saddams old underwear on his head.
5. Ordered Al Gore to shovel snow from White House driveway.
4. Invited Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi over to White House but wouldnt answer door when they knocked.
3. Replaced all mattresses in White House with Tempur-Pedic memory foam to reduce beverage spills from Obamas future Hollywood guests jumping on beds.
2. Blocked Oprahs phone number on White House phone system.
1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations.
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To: AmusedBystander
I would love to see #1. In your face, Hussein!!!
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:21:14 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(Hey Obama, why lawyer up when you can pony up? Show us your vault copy BC)
To: AmusedBystander
ROFLMAO! #1 would be a hoot!
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:24:41 AM PST
by
bassmaner
(Hey commies: I am a white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
To: AmusedBystander
"Ordered Al Gore to shovel snow from White House driveway." That would be a great sight!
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:24:54 AM PST
by
avacado
To: AmusedBystander
It’s too depressing to even joke about it.
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:26:07 AM PST
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: AmusedBystander; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations. BWAHAHAHAHA...........PING!!!
To: AmusedBystander
Quite good. Circulating with attribution.
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:27:34 AM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Most Animals protect their babies. Palestinians kill their babies.)
To: AmusedBystander
Funny stuff!
Your mind is a warped and twisted place ;)
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:27:42 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could be Farts)
To: IYAS9YAS
11. Pardoned all illegal aliens.
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:27:53 AM PST
by
Mojave
(Own a pit bull; own the consequences.)
To: AmusedBystander
“1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President
leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations.”
Number 1 is a hoot, thanks.
To: AmusedBystander
Will he have “Office of the Former President” stationery and seal made?
LOL!
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:30:03 AM PST
by
Redbob
(W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
To: AmusedBystander
Delightfully demented. My congratulations.
To: AmusedBystander
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:43:01 AM PST
by
cvq3842
To: AmusedBystander
1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations
Very funny.
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:46:20 AM PST
by
Badeye
(There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
To: AmusedBystander; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
11. Set MS Outlook to autocorrect "Barak Hussein Obama" to "Hugh Jeers".
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:46:35 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(0bama must be well-endowed - look at how often he steps on his d---.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:49:16 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(No Presidency for illegal aliens from Kenya.)
To: AmusedBystander
1. Resigned and had Dick Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations. I would SOOOOOOO love to see that happen!
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:49:34 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: AmusedBystander
on a not-so-funny note—President Bush had BETTER pardon Campeon and Ramos!!!!!!
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:58:00 AM PST
by
GOP_Thug_Mom
(libera nos a malo)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Hugh Jeers" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there....
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
01/16/2009 7:59:55 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(0bama must be well-endowed - look at how often he steps on his d---.)
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