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When Hooligans Bach Down: Strike up Johann Sebastian and watch them scatter
City Journal ^ | 1/29/2009 | Theodore Darlrymple

Posted on 01/30/2009 4:35:24 PM PST by mojito

Staying recently in a South Yorkshire town called Rotherham—described in one guidebook as “murky,” an inadequate word for the place—I was interested to read in the local newspaper how the proprietors of some stores are preventing hooligans from gathering outside to intimidate and rob customers. They play Bach over loudspeakers, and this disperses the youths in short order; they flee the way Count Dracula fled before holy water, garlic flowers, and crucifixes. The proprietors had previously tried a high-pitched noise generator whose mosquito-like whine only those younger than 20 could detect. This method, too, proved effective, but the owners abandoned it out of fear that it might damage the youths’ hearing and infringe upon their human rights, leading to claims for compensation.

There is surely something deeply emblematic about the use of one of the great glories of Western civilization, the music of Bach, to prevent the young inheritors of that civilization from committing crimes. The barbarians are well and truly within the gates. However, in these dark times it is best to look on the bright side. Our prime minister, Gordon Brown, has told us that we must expect crime to rise along with unemployment (which has already reached more than 13 percent of the labor force, if one takes into account those whom the government dishonestly counts as sick). If proprietors all over the country follow Rotherham’s lead, therefore, we may hear much more Bach, and less rock music, than we did previously. Hegel was right when he said that the owl of Minerva flies by night.

The Rotherham example, incidentally, bears out a story told by the great Belgian Sinologist, Simon Leys, in his recent book of exquisite short essays, Le bonheur des petits poissons. Leys was sitting in a café where other customers were chatting, playing cards, or having a drink. The radio was on, tuned to a station that relayed idle chatter and banal popular music (you are lucky these days if popular music is banal only). But suddenly, and for no apparent reason, it played the first movement of Mozart’s clarinet quintet, transforming the café into what Leys called “the antechamber of paradise.” The customers stopped what they were doing, as if startled. Then one of them stood up, went over to the radio, and tuned it to another station, restoring the idle chatter and banal music. There was general relief, as if everyone felt that the beauty and refinement of Mozart were a reproach to their lives to which they could respond only by suppressing Mozart.

I sympathize with the criminal youths of Rotherham for reacting to Bach in a similar way. Any other response would be too unbearably painful for them. Rotherham boasts a lot of fine early nineteenth-century architecture (and even a very fine fifteenth-century church), but everything has been overwhelmed, dwarfed, and ruined by highways and brutalist concrete buildings of surreal hideousness, many of them municipal and all of them erected with municipal consent. If the powerful do not care about the world, why should the powerless?


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bach; dalrymple; darlrymple; hooligans; theodoredalrymple; theodoredarlrymple
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Fear of beauty.
1 posted on 01/30/2009 4:35:24 PM PST by mojito
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To: Borges; sitetest

Ping.


2 posted on 01/30/2009 4:35:51 PM PST by mojito
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To: mojito
"They play Bach over loudspeakers, and this disperses the youths in short order; they flee the way Count Dracula fled before holy water, garlic flowers, and crucifixes."

Interestingly, research has shown Beethoven has had the opposite effect...


3 posted on 01/30/2009 4:40:56 PM PST by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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To: mojito

You would be surprised at how fast Bluegrass music sends some people on the run.


4 posted on 01/30/2009 4:41:33 PM PST by Venturer
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To: mojito; .30Carbine; 1rudeboy; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 31R1O; ADemocratNoMore; afraidfortherepublic; ...
Dear mojito,

Thanks for the ping!

Classical Music Ping List ping!

If you want on or off this list, let me know via FR e-mail.

Thanks,


sitetest

5 posted on 01/30/2009 4:43:08 PM PST by sitetest (If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
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To: mojito

This has been tried in several European towns, and it actually does work. Put some classical music on outside speakers, and all the hoodlums, drug dealers, homeless bums and adolescent punks crawl to some other place immediately.


6 posted on 01/30/2009 4:43:14 PM PST by cartan
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To: mojito

City council does this in Rotorua, and in Waitakere City, where I live.


7 posted on 01/30/2009 4:46:32 PM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: DemforBush

Give’em a little Ludwig Von!


8 posted on 01/30/2009 4:47:36 PM PST by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: DemforBush
Little Alex might not be typical of today's droog.
9 posted on 01/30/2009 4:50:34 PM PST by mojito
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To: mojito

Prelude and Fugue for Yutes? Anyway it could be worse-consider what Slim Whitman does to Martians.


10 posted on 01/30/2009 4:51:08 PM PST by synchron
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To: mojito
They play Bach over loudspeakers, and this disperses the youths in short order; they flee the way Count Dracula fled before holy water, garlic flowers, and crucifixes.

Giggle.

11 posted on 01/30/2009 4:57:10 PM PST by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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To: mojito

Wow. Interesting concept. I’ll have to stash this for future reference.


12 posted on 01/30/2009 5:01:46 PM PST by CriticalJ
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To: mojito
There is surely something deeply emblematic about the use of one of the great glories of Western civilization, the music of Bach, to prevent the young inheritors of that civilization from committing crimes.

To be an inheritor, don't you have to accept the inheritance?

Bach as pest-repellent -- he must be spinning in his grave. *\8^(

13 posted on 01/30/2009 5:05:19 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5(SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|TaglineSpaceForRent)
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To: Venturer

Yes, bluegrass works very well. Mexicans in particular hate it.

Classical, new age, and soft jazz will all deter thugs. Rap and heavy metal will attract them. Decent people are attracted by music that thugs hate and repelled by music thugs like. A businessman can select his clientele by the music he plays.

I tend to prefer it when businesses play no music at all, however.


14 posted on 01/30/2009 5:28:57 PM PST by tvdog12345
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To: sionnsar

I feel sorry for the empty souls that find great music intolerable.


15 posted on 01/30/2009 5:33:46 PM PST by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Wilhelm Tell

AMEN! ;-)


16 posted on 01/30/2009 5:54:46 PM PST by doc1019 (We are in great need of another revolution in this country!)
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To: mojito

I’ve heard this works on “urban yutes” if you play classical or C&W.


17 posted on 01/30/2009 7:21:25 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: DemforBush

Then Bach to Bach!


18 posted on 01/30/2009 9:09:00 PM PST by MountainFlower (There but by the grace of God go I.)
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To: sitetest

Thanks for the PING!


19 posted on 01/30/2009 9:10:18 PM PST by MountainFlower (There but by the grace of God go I.)
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To: DemforBush

Real horrorshow post, droog!


20 posted on 01/30/2009 9:11:39 PM PST by irishjuggler
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