New Joke: It's Friday, Obama Is Still In Charge In DC.... So We All Need A Laugh

One of my very twisted friends | MB26

[MindBender26]

The joke is a bit R rated. It's not really a joke, rather it's a real life observation... but since it is "R" rated, I've dropped it down into the Body of Comment section so it will not appear to the kiddies. Do not open unless you are over 21!

[MindBender26]

I stopped at my favorite combination gas station - unlicensed "there is always a beer in the refrigerator" taproom - last bastion of male chauvanism within 20 miles - war vet's meeting spot - 12 point deer heads on the wall - library for old Playboy issues - rumor mill - and they still pump gas for the ladies place this afternoon.

I needed to talk to the owner, Larry, about a new battery for the wife's car but he was nowhere to be found.

I called out for him, and there was a strange, almost pained, muffled half-reply from the men's bathroom.

There have been some armed robberies in the area, so I asked in a loud voice, "Larry, are you all right?"

There were a few more grunts and then a sigh, then loud and clear reply from Larry, "Yeah, I'm OK, I'm just in the can taking an Obama!"

Made my day.

[txnativegop]

I will have to remember that! Excellent!

[conservativeharleyguy]

Sure hope he wiped his Biden.

[Fighter@heart]

“Yeah, I’m OK, I’m just in the can taking an Obama!”

Don’t forget to wipe your Pelosi!!

[stickandrudder]

Don’t forget to wipe your “Biden”!

[wombtotomb]

no matter how funny, I can always count on a freeper to make it more so. That was clever FRiend, cause its true.

[DGHoodini]

Off topic, but in the vein of a little blast from the past humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-McrpNfOzQ

[txnativegop]

bad visual . . . er no, very, very, bad visual. Funny though.

[stickandrudder]

1 minute! Darn! Missed it by that much

[bikerman]

Got that wrong it's wipe you Biden with a Pelosi.

[I see my hands]

Thanks for the smile, MindBender26!

[Fighter@heart]

I INDEED stand corrected & admit my mistake!! LOL!!!

[nothingnew]

Off topic,...

Really. What was the point of that? Did I miss something?

FMCDH(BITS)

[Our man in washington]

What says “My fellow Americans” fifty times a minute?

Obama when his teleprompter is skipping.

[MayflowerMadam]

Roseanne Roseannadanna:

I thought I saw you last night, but then I flushed the toilet.

[az wildkitten]

On a another note, have you heard about the new breakfast deal at Denny’s? Its a salute to the Octomom. It consists of eight eggs, no sausage and the next guy gets the bill.

[Wil H]

Young Barack: “Mom, how come I’m black but you are white?”

Stanley Ann: Stop whining kid. with what I can remember of that party it’s lucky you don’t have a bark!”

[DGHoodini]

Well, it’s like explaining a joke. If you saw now humor in the video, that’s not my fault.

[LiberConservative]

I can finally stop saying: “I’m takin’ a Kerry!”

[txnativegop]

That is funny! 8)