Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand

anorak ^ | 6th, March 2009 | Staff

[tlb]

AT the Church of God in Gray Court, South Carolina, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard has joined the funeral procession.

She enacts a funeral danced in front of the service, waves a wand over the coffin, opens it and hits the deceased man on the head with a wand. By way of finale she throws the flowers from the casket at the bereaved family.

She drives off in a burgundy Toyota with North Carolina plates.

Police respond and pull Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard over. She admits it all.

It, says she, “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.”

[dfwddr]

For the next few years I used my knowledge and ability to help those around me by offering free massage therapy on an unprofessional level.

I bet you did. And still do.

[tflabo]

It seems that crooked eyes are seen most often on liberals?

[Free Vulcan]

I think you're right.

[jakerobins]

AWWW! NO..Happy Ending in this story! LOL