[2ndDivisionVet]

Soon there will be rules for how many toilet flushes and sheets of TP one can use per day.

[sheik yerbouty]

Rosie O’Donell has already objected to that on The Spew. Didn’t sne say: “Did you ever see the size of my ass?”!

[mamelukesabre]

Gosh. They should just do away with tires completely. make us run on solid rubber wheels.

[Snurple]

Tire inflation: From campaign joke to California rule

I would be surprised if it didn't happen. California the anal cavity of the US.

[martin_fierro]

air regulators are seeking to mandate proper tire inflation as a way to reduce fuel consumption.

Boy, I'm sure glad our Great Leaders have all the Big Issues -- like balancing the budget, reducing Illegal Immigration, etc. -- figured out, such that this silliness is all they have to worry about.

[bill1952]

From campaign joke to another California rule joke

[jonrick46]

[caseinpoint]

And what if your pressure is too low? I don’t think inspection-only stations have air hoses, do they? And will they fill the tires up for a low, low price of $20 per tire? What a crock.

[La Enchiladita]

The ownership of a car is long already thoroughly socialized in CA. I fume (pun intended) every time the smog check comes around.

I remember a time when insurance was NOT mandated.

I wonder why CA conservatives have never fought any of this socialism via automobile the way they tried to fight property taxes?

[Trod Upon]

California would be a great national joke if it weren’t such a national tragedy and shame.

[bgill]

sheets of TP one can use per day

According to Sheryl Crows it's 4 per use but she failed to specify one or two ply. Suzanne Somers said on her diet she hadn't gone #2 in years so that should save a few more squares.

[Don Corleone]

Isn’t there a way we can decertify California?

[donna]

How about just sending the illegal aliens home?

[386wt]

All your tire air are belong to us.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***... and sheets of TP one can use per day. ****

I think the military already has one on this, at least that is what we were told back in 1966. Two (2) sheets.

[Oatka]

With apologies to Monty and Crew . . .

And St. Ahnold raised the tire inflator up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy inflator that with it Thou mayest blow Thine tires to the proper pressure, in Thy mercy.”

(snip)

And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou pump up the volume, then shalt thou count to 45, no more, no less.

Forty-five shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 45. Forty-six shalt thou not count, neither count thou 44, excepting that thou then proceed to 45.

Fifty is right out. Once the number 45, being the 45th number, be reached, then removest thou thy Holy Tire Inflator of the Resource Board to thy toolbox, while the motorist, now being legal in my sight, shall pay up.”

Amen.

[bert]

Misdirection....

If you worry and fret over the pressure of your tires, there will be less time to worry about the death of California