Barack Obama: President Pantywaist - new surrender monkey on the block

Telegraph UK ^ | Apr 10, 2009 | Gerald Warner

[IrishMike]

President Obama has recently completed the most successful foreign policy tour since Napoleon's retreat from Moscow. You name it, he blew it. What was his big deal economic programme that he was determined to drive through the G20 summit? Another massive stimulus package, globally funded and co-ordinated. Did he achieve it? Not so as you'd notice.

Barack is not the first New World ingenue to discover that European leaders will load him with praise, struggle sycophantically to be photographed with him and outdo him in Utopian rhetoric. But when it comes to the critical moment of opening their wallets - suddenly it is flag-day in Aberdeen. Okay, put the G20 down to inexperience, beginner's nerves, what you will.

On to Nato and the next big objective: to persuade the same European evasion experts that America, Britain and Canada should no longer bear the brunt of the Afghan struggle virtually unassisted. The Old World sucked through its teeth, said that was asking a lot - but, seeing it was Barack, to whom they could refuse nothing, they would graciously accede to his wishes.

So The One retired triumphant, having secured a massive contribution of 5,000 extra troops - all of them non-combatant, of course - which must really have put the wind up the Taliban, at the prospect of 5,000 more infidel cooks and bottle-washers swarming into the less hazardous regions of Afghanistan.

Then came the dramatic bit, the authentic West Wing script, with the President wakened in the middle of the night in Prague to be told that Kim Jong-il had just launched a Taepodong-2 missile. America had Aegis destroyers tracking the missile and could have shot it down. But Uncle Sam had a sterner reprisal in store for l'il ole Kim : a multi-megaton strike of Obama hot air.

[Enterprise]

Well, one can have a surrender monkey or a horse’s ass. Obama may well qualify as a cross between the two, although either description is accurate.

[Enterprise]

Official surrender monkey bump!

[HiTech RedNeck]

rendez-singe que manger du fromage!

[Cyber Ninja]

But Uncle Sam had a sterner reprisal in store for l'il ole Kim : a multi-megaton strike of Obama hot air.

Truth is like penetrating oil, no matter how good the gasket, eventually it will leak out and cover everything.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Surrender Monkey of the United States...SMOTUS.

[GonzoGOP]

Doesn't this guy know you can't use the monkey in the same sentence as Obama. The proper term is “Arugula Eating Surrender Bunny&rdquodquo;. After all as we found out in New York a monkey might actually fight, or at least throw poop at you. Obama just cowers in front of Saudi royalty and watches timidly as pirates take Americans hostage and Rooney Kim sends missiles over our ships, just like a scared little rabbit.

[Enterprise]

"Surrender Monkey of the United States...SMOTUS."

ROFL!! POST OF THE DAY!!! (And a new tag line)

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Pizza eating surrender monkey....

Waffle eating surrender monkey....

[AngelesCrestHighway]

...SMOTUS....

Ditto!

[Matchett-PI]

Exurban League: Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community

"Since the pirates are still holding the captain, I have sent FBI negotiators to facilitate his safe and speedy release. I assure his friends and family that I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.... For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates." -- The full text of Obama statement can be found at that outpost of sanity deep in our southwestern wastes ..." HERE

[sickoflibs]

reminder ping

“On to Nato and the next big objective: to persuade the same European evasion experts that America, Britain and Canada should no longer bear the brunt of the Afghan struggle virtually unassisted. The Old World sucked through its teeth, said that was asking a lot - but, seeing it was Barack, to whom they could refuse nothing, they would graciously accede to his wishes.”

“So The One retired triumphant, having secured a massive contribution of 5,000 extra troops - all of them non-combatant, of course - which must really have put the wind up the Taliban, at the prospect of 5,000 more infidel cooks and bottle-washers swarming into the less hazardous regions of Afghanistan.”

“Then came the dramatic bit, the authentic West Wing script, with the President wakened in the middle of the night in Prague to be told that Kim Jong-il had just launched a Taepodong-2 missile. America had Aegis destroyers tracking the missile and could have shot it down. But Uncle Sam had a sterner reprisal in store for l’il ole Kim (as Dame Edna might call him): a multi-megaton strike of Obama hot air.”

[Dick Bachert]

[griswold3]

There’s been some dozies from Der Speigel too!
Is it better to be hated or mocked?

[Condor51]

Barack Obama: President Pantywaist - new surrender monkey on the block

The Telegraph better watch it.
Using 'Obama' and 'Monkey' in the same sentence is now a Hate Crime punishable by ......
Ugga-Bugga.

[True Republican Patriot]

WOW! Thank you for referring to this post. Having spent alot of time on the Continent and alot in the U.K., this article is the KISS of LUNACY to ZERO! The U.K. Guardian has nailed him and for them to do it so bloody great makes Our media look Horrible. This means that ZERO is now THE BUFFOON of the U.K. and the European Continent. No wonder ZERO had to fly like a Turkey onto his next stop on The ZERO MYSTERY Tour, Why of Course, TURKEY, where , The Great Goobler could babble more Teleprompter Nonsense to a non english speaking group of Socialist Muslims. AMEN!

[True Republican Patriot]

I beg to differ with you on that, but He was The Best and Lead The Way To Better America!

[YankeeReb]

Seems like the British haven’t gotten over the snubs 0bama gave Gorden Brown and the Queen. At least the British MSM is reporting things as they really happened.