Posted on 04/10/2009 11:30:26 PM PDT by o_zarkman44
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I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my Dog.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
Are you sure about that date? Maybe it’s supposed to be April 1st ...
Alright. But the real problem is why enough people DIDN’T vote for a Republican.
Because he wasn’t a true Republican... a RINO is a poor excuse for a Democrat.
So they voted for the real thing... The freaking Democrat!
... oh and then the drank a COKE... it’s the real thing doncha know? Or maybe they snorted COKE... I don’t know, can’t figure them out....
LOL! A masterpiece!
The obamessiah told me I am the person I have been waiting for.
I’m away right now, but if I should arrive in the meanwhile, please keep me here until I have returned.
he would want it this way...
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A.A.C.
Because there wasn’t a Republican running.
This belongs on YouTube, with with a black homosexual Mohammedan in the lead role.
totality
A great way to start a Saturday morning.
I just sent this to some of my librul ‘friends’ and they will spend the rest of the weekend spitting and sputtering.
Love it.
I voted American because there were no Democrats running on the Dem Ticket, just Socialists....
Post away. Came in my email so it is fair game as far as I am concerned.
This is a wonderful classic. Whoever wrote it was inspired.
Thank You.
Well said.
Great funny and so true.
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