Spokane parks detonating squirrels...My God, where is PETA??!!

The Spokesman-Review ^ | April 13, 2009 | Unknown reporter

[americanophile]

I fully understand the enmity of those who deal with burrowing rodents! $%#^@*(@%^! Rodenate at will!

[KarlInOhio]

“It pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels.”

It’s been proven to work on Al Qaeda.

I was wondering how that worked until I saw that the article was about ground squirrels. Around here we use the old school Vietnam method of spraying Agent Orange on a neighborhood and then air dropping napalm to take care of the tree squirrels.

[Slings and Arrows]

In a Palestinian park the squirrels detonate themselves.

[Slings and Arrows]

Around here we use the old school Vietnam method of spraying Agent Orange on a neighborhood and then air dropping napalm to take care of the tree squirrels.

I have no issues with this, but doesn't it impact the property values?

[Redcitizen]

In a Russian park, the squirrels make you disappear.

[Bean Counter]

Can you imagine how much fun the lucky union SOB has that gets to operate the “Rodenator Pro”...??

Can you imagine what the required training must be like??

Do City of Spokane “Rodenator Pros” get to drink heavily before they go play?? If not, why not??

What would one of these machines do to someone’s basement...??

The possibilities are endless....this thing sounds like a poor man’s FAE...

[Slings and Arrows]

*snickersnickersnicker*

[martin_fierro]

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Actually, the Russians can make the squirrels disappear, no matter where in the world the squirrels happen to be.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Paging Billy Sol Hurok and Big Jim McBob to the red courtesy phone, please!

[Bean Counter]

Ahem.

I’m honored, because Rush Limbaugh just brought this very article up on his show just now.

Let me take (however briefly...) a bow on behalf of FR, for once again leading the way on current Conservative thought. I think that Rush’s good taste in mentioning this article (that I clearly selected specifically for his attention, and that he, or one of his operatives, no doubt found here at FreeRepublic) shows how close to the razor’s edge of true Conservatism that we all operate on a regular basis.

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