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Spokane parks detonating squirrels...My God, where is PETA??!!
The Spokesman-Review ^
| April 13, 2009
| Unknown reporter
Posted on 04/13/2009 2:55:06 PM PDT by Bean Counter
Edited on 04/13/2009 3:00:24 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: animalrights; detonatingsquirrels; freepun; pests; rodenator; rodentia; vectors; vermin
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Spanning the Globe...
I also think "The Rodenators" would make a great name for a rock band...
To: Bean Counter
Another good option... my 11-year-old son and his .22 down there in the park. Then it’s stew time.
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posted on
04/13/2009 2:57:10 PM PDT
by
redpoll
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
04/13/2009 2:58:31 PM PDT
by
Chet 99
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
04/13/2009 2:58:32 PM PDT
by
keepitreal
(Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
To: Bean Counter
Can’t they just get Bill Murray with a varmint rifle a la “Caddyshack”?
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posted on
04/13/2009 2:58:36 PM PDT
by
hawkboy
To: Bean Counter
They blowed up real good!
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posted on
04/13/2009 2:58:36 PM PDT
by
slumber1
To: redpoll
To: Chet 99
Beat me by one second, Chet!
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posted on
04/13/2009 2:59:05 PM PDT
by
keepitreal
(Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
To: Chet 99
Rodent holacaust!!! PETA will be on the march.
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posted on
04/13/2009 3:00:21 PM PDT
by
LetsRok
To: Bean Counter
Kerosene and a firecracker worked pretty well too.
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posted on
04/13/2009 3:01:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Bean Counter
“It pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels.”
It’s been proven to work on Al Qaeda.
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posted on
04/13/2009 3:01:54 PM PDT
by
Hacklehead
(Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
To: redpoll
Is Bill Murray pulling the triger? He is still Licensed to kill varmints isn’t he?
To: Bean Counter
My response to a pesky gopher: 1. M-80 2. Large rock.
Light M-80 and drop down gopher hole, immediately placing large rock over opening. Within a few seconds M-80 detonates, and the sound and pressure wave propagates quite a ways through tunnels. If they are not rendered permanently deaf then they pretty quickly decide to relocate instead. Rarely has it taken more than two such actions for this to work.
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posted on
04/13/2009 3:03:34 PM PDT
by
Utilizer
(What does not kill you... -can sometimes damage you QUITE severely.)
To: Chet 99
Carl Spackler: "License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
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posted on
04/13/2009 3:03:53 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(We've gone from Jefferson to the Jeffersons)
To: slumber1
Farm Film Celebrity Blowup bump!
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04/13/2009 3:04:23 PM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: Hacklehead
“It pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels.” Thermobaric bombs. I'll bet that these cost less than the government version to develop. Yet another example of private enterprise at work.
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04/13/2009 3:04:35 PM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
(Tyrant-wannabee: "Spartans, lay down your weapons." Free man: "Persian, come and get them!")
To: Libertina; sportutegrl; kayti; narses; Avid Coug; RedinaBlue; trustandhope; SoldierMedic; ...
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Ping sionnsar if you see a Washington state related thread.
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04/13/2009 3:09:53 PM PDT
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sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Bean Counter
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04/13/2009 3:16:51 PM PDT
by
UB355
(Slower traffic keep right)
To: Claytonbridge
That’s more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.
I use gasoline and a kitchen match.
1) Find holes.
2) Cover all but one with rocks or dirt.
3) Pour in gasoline or kerosene.
4) Wait a minute for fumes to penetrate burrows.
5) Stand back and throw match into open hole.
6) KA-BOOM. No more digging varmints.
The first time I tried it, I almost blew out one side of the pond bank.
To: Slings and Arrows
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04/13/2009 3:58:13 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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