[HiTech RedNeck]

How about we abandon Afghanistan and go conquer Somalia instead?

[randog]

...the issue of piracy is likely to worsen in the absence of a systemic solution, Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates said today.

"Systemic solution", eh? Nice use of buzzwords, Gates, something the troops can really gnaw on.

[Steven Tyler]

What to do..hmm. Now, the Pirates also hate us-hmmm.
Start planning appolgy tour deux-middle east edition
Starring Barrack “puff” Obama, Joe “plugs” Biden and John “magic hat” Kerry

[Brilliant]

When he says “textbook,” does he mean it’s right out of the textbook, or that it’s going to be added to the textbook?

[popdonnelly]

Let’s hold on to the textbook. It works.

[cartoonistx]