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Lawmakers: Census Should Include Gay Couples (Just how do you prove you're a 'gay couple'?)
5/15/09

Posted on 05/15/2009 5:09:39 PM PDT by Libloather

Link only - Lawmakers: Census Should Include Gay Couples


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 111th; 2010census; bho44; census; checksexregistrants; couple; frank; gay; homosexuals; homsexualagenda
You can prove you're ugly, an idiot or one-legged. How do you prove you're gay?
1 posted on 05/15/2009 5:09:39 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather
Well,a guy with a beard coming to the door in a pink,frilly nightrobe might be a tipoff.
2 posted on 05/15/2009 5:11:33 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Libloather
How do you prove you're gay?

Packed fudge on sale?

3 posted on 05/15/2009 5:11:57 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: Libloather

4 posted on 05/15/2009 5:12:53 PM PDT by benjibrowder (I keep praying for hope and change, but I open my eyes and Obama is still President.)
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To: Libloather

Excellent idea. You’ll have 97% of the liberals in this nation claiming to be a homosexual.


5 posted on 05/15/2009 5:13:01 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Pres__ent Obama's own grandmother says he was born in Kenya. She was there.)
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To: Libloather

What a terrible invasion of privacy.


6 posted on 05/15/2009 5:13:51 PM PDT by pray4liberty (http://www.foundersvalues.com/)
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To: Libloather
"How do you prove you're gay?"

Neal and Bob?

7 posted on 05/15/2009 5:14:54 PM PDT by ChicagahAl (Don't blame me. I voted for Sarah.)
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To: Libloather

Back during the Vietnam draft, to get out you had to have “proof”... as “proof” a dude sent the draft board a picture of him doing another dude. The clerk who opened the letter said she had to take counseling.


8 posted on 05/15/2009 5:15:25 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Libloather

With ACORN running the census, they will determine that 101% of the population is gay. Then, after declaring a majority of Americans as gay, they can make sure that we increase the healthcare budget for gay health issues, which will of course, mean less money for other health issues like childhood immunizations or treating your appendicitis, unless of course, you can prove you got that being gay, then it’s covered.


9 posted on 05/15/2009 5:16:53 PM PDT by Sir Clancelot
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To: Libloather

If anyone from the government asked me if I was gay, I would tell them that it none of their g@$d@mn business.


10 posted on 05/15/2009 5:17:59 PM PDT by fhayek
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Q1. How many people live here? ____

Thanks for taking part in the census.

No more questions. No more controversy. No more invasion of privacy.


11 posted on 05/15/2009 5:19:31 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture (RECALL Abel Maldonado; DEPORT Arnold Schwarzenegger; NO on 1A, 1B, 1C, 1D, 1E, 1F)
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To: Libloather

How to prove one is gay?

I believe the Gov’t has developed advanced phase-array GAYDAR to help census workers determine this.


12 posted on 05/15/2009 5:20:26 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Sir Clancelot

“Then, after declaring a majority of Americans as gay, they can make sure that we increase the healthcare budget for gay health issues, which will of course, mean less money for other health issues like childhood immunizations or treating your appendicitis,...”

If they did that, wouldn’t that mean that all health issues would be ‘gay’ issues?


13 posted on 05/15/2009 5:20:29 PM PDT by DugwayDuke
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To: Libloather
How do you prove you're gay?

That's something you really don't want to ask people to do here in FRisco.

14 posted on 05/15/2009 5:21:59 PM PDT by rogue yam
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To: Drango

wouldn’t a simple doctors excuse as to why he had to wear a colostomy bag suffice?


15 posted on 05/15/2009 5:22:57 PM PDT by Ainast
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To: Libloather

I have an Ann Arbor mailing address. If you go into city limits, that’s a not a question you really want to ask.


16 posted on 05/15/2009 5:24:39 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Buckley, Brooks, Parker - You supported Obama, so shut up and take your screwing)
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To: Libloather
How do you prove you're gay?

There would be a way, but it'd be rated X.

17 posted on 05/15/2009 5:26:59 PM PDT by colorado tanker ("Lastly, I'd like to apologize for America's disproportionate response to Pearl Harbor . . . ")
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To: Libloather

I don’t know, but as soon as I can marry my children and my pets I’m going to do it for the tax advantages.


18 posted on 05/15/2009 5:28:54 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (A fine head of hair lends beauty to a handsome face, and terror to an ugly one.)
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To: Libloather

This could prove interesting, and prove that the percentage of homosexuals is far less than claimed by the left. It could be their own political downfall and render them impotent, politically speaking.


19 posted on 05/15/2009 5:30:52 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: PGR88
I believe the Gov’t has developed advanced phase-array GAYDAR to help census workers determine this.


20 posted on 05/15/2009 5:31:08 PM PDT by Clock King
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......This could prove interesting,....

The ACORN urban census takers will simply lie.


21 posted on 05/15/2009 5:32:22 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Crucify ! Crucify ! Crucify him!!)
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To: Libloather

22 posted on 05/15/2009 5:32:34 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: colorado tanker
How do you prove you're gay?

There would be a way, but it'd be rated X.

With out going into any details, I believe it would involve a leather jacket, gerbils, Broadway show tunes, and a can of Crisco.

23 posted on 05/15/2009 5:37:45 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: pray4liberty

Maybe we should keep track of this data so that, some day, if being gay becomes illegal, we will have a database of where to look to start arresting people.


24 posted on 05/15/2009 5:40:12 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
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To: bert

Speaking of the Census... a couple of weeks ago, a guy came up my driveway and started asking questions, saying he was from the “Census Bureau”. I told him that I was not providing any information to him because he was a year early and asked him to leave. What is really going on, I wonder?


25 posted on 05/15/2009 5:42:23 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: Delta 21

Sort of like the Germans did? Keep data on all prospective enemies, round them all up, and wipe them out? I fear 0bama has that very thought in the back of his mind.


26 posted on 05/15/2009 5:43:56 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: Libloather

27 posted on 05/15/2009 5:47:31 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: Libloather

Well, I know one way to prove you’re gay but I’m not going to go there. You figure it out!


28 posted on 05/15/2009 5:50:52 PM PDT by saganite (What would Sully do?)
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To: Libloather

I have thought this also. If I get extra benefits, why not tell them something they cannot disprove? “Hey my lovers are my business. I don’t have to prove it, you have to disprove it. Go ahead and try.”


29 posted on 05/15/2009 5:51:09 PM PDT by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: fhayek
If anyone from the government asked me if I was gay, I would tell them that it none of their g@$d@mn business.

I'd rape them.

Just that once.

Government people have been doing it to me every year for life.

30 posted on 05/15/2009 5:55:28 PM PDT by Gorzaloon (Roark, Architect.)
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To: Clock King

Those colors are gay.


31 posted on 05/15/2009 5:58:50 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: Libloather

The census is evil. Duck it. I’ve done so for the past two, and I fully intend to do it this coming year, as well.


32 posted on 05/15/2009 6:11:53 PM PDT by hunter112 (SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
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To: saganite
Well, I know one way to prove you’re gay but I’m not going to go there. You figure it out!

I'm not a census taker. (BTW, does it really HAVE to be done on the front porch?)

33 posted on 05/15/2009 7:15:10 PM PDT by Libloather (Tea Totaler)
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To: Gay State Conservative
"Well,a guy with a beard coming to the door in a pink,frilly nightrobe might be a tipoff."

Pardon me while I vomit!

34 posted on 05/15/2009 7:16:03 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: benjibrowder

What’s his bra size?


35 posted on 05/15/2009 7:17:23 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: hunter112
The census is evil.

Parts of it...but the main part is constitutionally mandated. I follow the constitution. My census answer form says "2" and that's all.

They call up. Ask all the other questions and I refuse to answer, then hang up after awhile. They can count... but all the rest is an invasion of privacy.

36 posted on 05/15/2009 8:18:20 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: fhayek
With out going into any details, I believe it would involve a leather jacket, gerbils, Broadway show tunes, and a can of Crisco

Somewhere, over the dungeon . . . .

37 posted on 05/16/2009 11:23:09 AM PDT by colorado tanker ("Lastly, I'd like to apologize for America's disproportionate response to Pearl Harbor . . . ")
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