Lawmakers: Census Should Include Gay Couples (Just how do you prove you're a 'gay couple'?)

5/15/09

[Libloather]

You can prove you're ugly, an idiot or one-legged. How do you prove you're gay?

[Gay State Conservative]

Well,a guy with a beard coming to the door in a pink,frilly nightrobe might be a tipoff.

[Paladin2]

How do you prove you're gay?

Packed fudge on sale?

[benjibrowder]

[DoughtyOne]

Excellent idea. You’ll have 97% of the liberals in this nation claiming to be a homosexual.

[pray4liberty]

What a terrible invasion of privacy.

[ChicagahAl]

"How do you prove you're gay?"

Neal and Bob?

[Drango]

Back during the Vietnam draft, to get out you had to have “proof”... as “proof” a dude sent the draft board a picture of him doing another dude. The clerk who opened the letter said she had to take counseling.

[Sir Clancelot]

With ACORN running the census, they will determine that 101% of the population is gay. Then, after declaring a majority of Americans as gay, they can make sure that we increase the healthcare budget for gay health issues, which will of course, mean less money for other health issues like childhood immunizations or treating your appendicitis, unless of course, you can prove you got that being gay, then it’s covered.

[fhayek]

If anyone from the government asked me if I was gay, I would tell them that it none of their g@$d@mn business.

[CounterCounterCulture]

Q1. How many people live here? ____

Thanks for taking part in the census.

No more questions. No more controversy. No more invasion of privacy.

[PGR88]

How to prove one is gay?

I believe the Gov’t has developed advanced phase-array GAYDAR to help census workers determine this.

[DugwayDuke]

“Then, after declaring a majority of Americans as gay, they can make sure that we increase the healthcare budget for gay health issues, which will of course, mean less money for other health issues like childhood immunizations or treating your appendicitis,...”

If they did that, wouldn’t that mean that all health issues would be ‘gay’ issues?

[rogue yam]

How do you prove you're gay?

That's something you really don't want to ask people to do here in FRisco.

[Ainast]

wouldn’t a simple doctors excuse as to why he had to wear a colostomy bag suffice?

[Darren McCarty]

I have an Ann Arbor mailing address. If you go into city limits, that’s a not a question you really want to ask.

[colorado tanker]

How do you prove you're gay?

There would be a way, but it'd be rated X.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I don’t know, but as soon as I can marry my children and my pets I’m going to do it for the tax advantages.

[TommyDale]

This could prove interesting, and prove that the percentage of homosexuals is far less than claimed by the left. It could be their own political downfall and render them impotent, politically speaking.

[Clock King]

I believe the Gov’t has developed advanced phase-array GAYDAR to help census workers determine this.