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Jay Mohr Goes There: Michelle Obama's a Man, Baby
AceOfSpades ^ | 5/20/09 | Ace

Posted on 05/20/2009 5:29:01 PM PDT by JRochelle

The sniping starts at around 1:54.

Michelle Obama that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his (center) depending on who’s in Congress that day. “That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.

That's NBA forward Elton Brand.

Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.

From gossip site The Frisky, which finds all of this horrible and grossly disrespectful and all that.

The problem is this: When the MSM and tabloids push the absurd idea that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, eveh, comedians, whose job it is to call bullshit on bullshit, are going to vent the politically incorrect truth. Which is also their job.

No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.

It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.

Jay Mohr has kinda destroyed his career before -- he got nailed for stupidly ripping off a comic's bit for an SNL sketch "he" wrote. (He has admitted this and apologized for it; he talks about it in Gasping for Airtime, which is also the book that hipped me on to my panic disorder.)

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beauty; bho44; comedy; flotusmichelle; gooniegoogoo; itsjustajoke; michelleobama
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To: j_tull

“She’s got man hands.”


41 posted on 05/20/2009 8:46:28 PM PDT by Betty Jane
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To: Batman11
That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.


42 posted on 05/20/2009 8:58:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Branded.)
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To: JRochelle

The reason for the glorification of Michelle Obama is obvious: she’s a lib democrat and black. That’s the truth. In reality she’s an average-looking woman who for pc purposes the lib media is trying to make into some super-beauty. I don’t think the average American, lib or conservative, is buying it.


43 posted on 05/21/2009 4:17:41 AM PDT by driftless2 (four)
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To: JRochelle

We are in process of printing covers for a couple of upcoming books. I have not seen anything but the titles...Michelle” and “fashion” are in the titles, though...


44 posted on 05/21/2009 4:19:53 AM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Private First Class - 1/16/09 - Parris Island, SC)
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To: The_Sword_of_Groo
"...didn't I watch the governors of california and minnesota chase her through the jungle once?..."

I think that movie would only be 10 minutes long, because one look at the beast and Arnold would immediately say GET IN DE CHOPPAH!!

45 posted on 05/21/2009 6:29:07 AM PDT by I Buried My Guns (Check it, yo!)
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