[ketelone]

Allah Akhbarrrrr!!!!!!!

[sinsofsolarempirefan]

Frankly, Pakistan has bigger issues concerning the Taliban threatening to take over the country. I couldn’t care less if the Pakistani government was authoritarian, as long as it can impose its authority on Taliban-Infested areas in the North East of the country....

[Krankor]

One such joke portrays a school for demons at roll call. All the demons report for class, except one named Zardari. When the demon teacher asks where Zardari is, a student replies that he has "gone to rob Pakistan".

Mmmm. I wonder if that gets a ROFLMAO on the Pakistani equivalent of Free Republic?

[Slings and Arrows]

A man stands in the town square and yells “The president is a imbecile!” Two policemen immediately grab him and tell him he is under arrest for treason.

“You can’t arrest me,” says the man. “I was talking about the president of India!”

“You can’t fool us,” replies a policeman. “We know who the imbecile is!”

[TribalPrincess2U]

0 will only give you 10 years. He’s more compassionate then that other Pre-sent.

[grey_whiskers]

In the name of Barack, the Compassionate, the Imbecile...

Cheers!

[samtheman]

Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) has been tasked to trace SMS (or text messages) and e-mails that "slander the political leadership of the country" under the vague Cyber Crimes Act.

Change the names slightly and very soon now this story will run in the USA.

[bgill]

In addition to facing up to 14 years in the jail, violators could have their property seized

Coming soon to a cell phone near you.