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If they are at all honest, the new cologne will either smell like pork, or like a lemon.
1 posted on 07/22/2009 10:24:19 AM PDT by Zakeet
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” Eau de Funk”


2 posted on 07/22/2009 10:25:23 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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3 posted on 07/22/2009 10:26:02 AM PDT by cranked
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Thought for sure this was a Scrappleface article.


4 posted on 07/22/2009 10:26:47 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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ScrappleFace ? ScrappleFace ?!!!


5 posted on 07/22/2009 10:27:22 AM PDT by Bulwinkle (Alec, a.k.a Daffy Duck)
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The retail price for a 100 millilitre bottle of the eau de toilette fragrance will be $73.

The price seems kind of low. If you wanted the full unionised ambiance it should cost $400 and smell of flop-sweat.

6 posted on 07/22/2009 10:29:37 AM PDT by agere_contra
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Did they hire Tom and Ray Magliozzi as marketeers?


7 posted on 07/22/2009 10:29:52 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (AGWT is very robust with respect to data. All observations confirm it at the 100% confidence level.)
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ode de POS!


8 posted on 07/22/2009 10:29:57 AM PDT by Jagman (You comport, We deride!)
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As my kids would say it “smells like a##”....


9 posted on 07/22/2009 10:31:01 AM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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You’ve GOT to be kidding. A car company in the perfume business...and they wonder why the company is failing. About the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard. Whose brilliant management decision was it to diversify the product line ????


10 posted on 07/22/2009 10:32:12 AM PDT by SueRae
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The rancid smell of failure rewarded.


11 posted on 07/22/2009 10:33:19 AM PDT by Loyalist (If a tree falls in the forest, and the media is not there to cover it, does it make a headline?)
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“Our fragrance is a relevant extension of the Cadillac lifestyle.”

yeah, you have a choice between Pimp-ass Pine or Broke-ass Menthol


12 posted on 07/22/2009 10:34:28 AM PDT by sfvgto (Dear Congress, my name is Jimmie....gimmie, gimmie, gimmie)
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This has to be Satire..


13 posted on 07/22/2009 10:37:17 AM PDT by KevinDavis (Can't Stop the Signal!)
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Soooo...we’re bailing out a Dubai company affiliated with Government Motors? There is something wrong with this picture, or better yet, something smells.


14 posted on 07/22/2009 10:44:24 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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at least the color is right... it’s the color of all the tax money it gobbled up. On second thought, however, maybe it should be a shade of socialist gray instead.


15 posted on 07/22/2009 10:45:01 AM PDT by dajeeps
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'Tax and spend'. Now you can smell like an arrogant, irresponsible, out of touch congress critter too...

Five grand per American household should cover it.
16 posted on 07/22/2009 10:47:33 AM PDT by allmost
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The retail price for a 100 millilitre bottle of the eau de toilette fragrance will be $73.

The problem is with GM's business model, it will probably cost them $100 to produce each bottle.

19 posted on 07/22/2009 10:51:33 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (If Obamacare is so great, how come Congress doesn't want it for themselves?)
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From another thread...coincidence?

The perfume thief has hit eight different Walgreens, including one this past Saturday night. He's stolen nearly $10,000 worth of perfume.

20 posted on 07/22/2009 10:56:15 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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This has to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard all week. And that’s saying a lot.


21 posted on 07/22/2009 10:58:12 AM PDT by rbg81 (DRAIN THE SWAMP!!)
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Think of "Cadillac, the new fragrance for men."

It has the underlying scent of rot, which the overtones of a new paint job and a pile of government money just can't cover up. Sniff, sniff. What't that? A hint of hamburger, onions and mustard... Oh, that's from the union bottle capper spitting in the bottle right after a long lunch.

22 posted on 07/22/2009 11:00:24 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (As a child Obama was rejected from Little League because of lack of a birth certificate.)
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The Cadillac Lifestyle?

All I can think of are a bunch of old geezers clogging up the left lane of the interstate, doing 55 mph with their left blinker on.


23 posted on 07/22/2009 11:00:54 AM PDT by Peter W. Kessler (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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