Caption Obama and Helen Thomas celebrating their mutual birthday

Yahoo! News Photos | August 4, 2009

[Charles Henrickson]

Helen's birth certificate tells us she is 89. Obozo's birth certificate--well, he claims he's 48 today.

[Charles Henrickson]

Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.

[Mike Darancette]

I approached this article with great trepidation.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

He’s buttering her up after her criticism of his treatment of the media. Nothing else. It’s ALL about him.

[penelopesire]

It was the only way Obama could get some focus on himself today..by using the shared birthday with an old woman. It was completely self serving on Obama’s part. He doesn’t care squat about Helen Thomas...lol.

[Charles Henrickson]

"89? Hate to tell you this, Helen, but . . . NO HEALTHCARE FOR YOU!"

[andy58-in-nh]

Just look what Helen's face did to that cake.

[newnhdad]

Question me again, and you’ll regret it. Helen, eat the chocolate one first..

[Reagan69]

Is she bra-less? Is that the nipple I see under her red sweater?

[Charles Henrickson]

"Mr. President, I saw this once, and it gave me an idea: See, I'm going to go back
and put on a slinky evening gown and sing 'Happy Birthday' to YOU!"

[Old Grumpy]

Those two pictures are scary. Shudder. I wonder if Hussein is giving her an end-of-life lecture?

[Peanut Gallery]

"Gimme some sugar!"

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

In Greek mythology, a Gorgon is a monstrous feminine creature whose appearance would turn anyone who laid eyes upon it to stone.

Scholars once thought Homer's tale of the Trojan War was mere mythology, until archaeologists discovered the site of ancient Troy.

Similarly, it may be that the appearance of Helen Thomas in modern times will cause scholars to consider the possibility that the Gorgon was not merely a mythical creature.

[deannadurbin]

What, no beer?

[the long march]

Nicely done

[traderrob6]

“Is she bra-less? Is that the nipple I see under her red sweater?”

You are one sick puppy!

[BigSkyFreeper]

I hate everybody in that picture.

[Charles Henrickson]

Is she bra-less? Is that the nipple I see under her red sweater?

Disturbing Visual Alert! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!

[Little Bill]

My Mother who is 88, life long Mass Rat, changed her registration to independent. She cannot stand that imposter. I won’t describe the language she used.

[LukeL]

I saw that too, now I have to flush my eyes out with bleach.

[Paisan]

Oh great. How am I supposed to eat my supper now?

[angcat]

America burns and the bastards are having fun.

[investigateworld]

Come on Helen, slide six inches of tongue past those blue lips!

[CAluvdubya]

Ok...first of all.......EEEEWWWWWWW!

Second, I think he just did this so he would get mention of his BD as well. Did the reporters sing to him, too?

[maggief]

Alright, who defaced Helen Thomas with the Joker makeup?!

Oh, wait a minute ....

[CAluvdubya]

GTMA....I see my thinking wasn’t lonely. LOL

[Farmer Dean]

Help,my mind has been poisoned!

[albie]

Yuch! That sagging “turned on” head light in the red sweater made me want to hurl!

[Old Grumpy]

“Come on Helen, slide six inches of tongue past those blue lips!”

Ow! That’s pretty awful. I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard.

[Notasoccermom]

Looks like the White House bakery was cooking with budget cuts. Those cupcakes are a pitiful excuse for a birthday cake!

[mancini]

Zoinks! ‘Bama leanin’ in for some sugar.

[Neverforget01]

Now, if the US made life size posters of this and sent them to Gitmo, THAT would be torture!

[chemicalman]

Let them have cup cakes.

[mlizzy]

Is she bra-less? Is that the nipple I see under her red sweater?

I hope my salad stays down. I worked really hard on it.

[DJ MacWoW]

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THAT CLOSE? Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

[Rome2000]

JESUS H JONES!

Post a warning, that pic could be fatal to the weak hearted.

[Rome2000]

All of Hussein BARAKAs 72 virgins will look like her.

[GoldMan]

[Hillary'sMoralVoid]

Cash meets clunker!

[partyright]

<<>> Aw that's sick!!! I think I've just been rendered impotent.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Helen, the next time I try to give you a kiss, please remember to keep your tongue inside of your own mouth..."

[radiohead]

Jebus help me. It was bad enough to share Obama's birthday, now I learn I share Helen Thomas' as well!

For those FReepers who need to wash the taste of these two out of their mouths, they can say 'happy birthday' to me, a fellow FReeper, mom of a FReeper, and truly deserving of your good wishes. : )

Pardon the shameless self-promotion.

[machogirl]

Lord, where is the warning?

[machogirl]

Quote from the movie “White Chicks”, “You really are sick!”. lol

[machogirl]

Of course being a gal, I never had the Farah red suit poster, but I tried to have her hairstyle in the early 80’s, but in trying to think like a young guy, there is absolutely no comparison to the “wet-red-suit” poster to the “red-sweater” HT picture. One guys would worship, the other, throw up.

[juan_galt]

Captions: Pic #1: “We’ll get you ALL my pretties! And your little uninsured dog too!!! Pic#2: Ojoker: “How about a cupcake?” Helen: “You first . . .I read your plan . . .”

[juan_galt]

Really? You had to go there? Thanks for ruining my next several meals. . . (Hoping to be able to keep down food by later this week)

[andy58-in-nh]

Is she bra-less? Is that the nipple I see under her red sweater?

Thanks for ruining sex for me.

[andy58-in-nh]

OMG that is funny!!!

[Roscoe Karns]