Posted on 08/15/2009 6:49:17 PM PDT by Bean Counter
Recite them in K-12 classrooms and college campuses. Print them out and distribute at all Townhall meetings! Oppose the manufactured right-wing slander with the heart-felt truth of Party-approved slogans!
1. Long live the Great Psychedelic Woodstock Revolution - the main event of the 20th century, the beginning of the worldwide historic turn of humanity away from the monochrome past, towards a bright, vividly colorful future!
2. Let live for centuries the name and work of Timothy Leary, the splendiferous leader and creator of the psychedelic revolution - the new objective reality!
3. Long live sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll - the tested and powerful weapon against bourgeois cultural and reactionary generational influence!
4. Let live forever in the people's memory the unparalleled achievement of flower children - the builders of progressive utopia and the leading force in the deconstruction of capitalist civilization!
5. Veterans of the Woodstock Revolution! Mentors of youth! Be in the avant-garde of the national struggle for the complete victory of psychedelic experience, be active organizers and teachers of the masses!
6. Young men and women! Persistently acquire knowledge of drug culture and indiscriminate sexual practices. Don't trust anyone over 30 except for those older people who invented this rule 40 years ago. Be nonconformists because everyone else is!
7. Baby boomers! As you join the new party, the AARP, carry on the selfless struggle for the legalization of recreational drugs. Actively spread doom and gloom in support of the health care reform! Death is the ultimate trip!
8. Citizens of the United States - thwart the system's efforts to control your minds - counteract corporate poison by using LSD, mescaline, and psilocybin!
9. Hemp growers! Raise the effectiveness of high-grade marijuana production! Make better use of basements, national forests, organic fertilizer, and government grants!
10. Workers of hallucinogenic drug industry! Struggle for the further development and intensification of the industrial strength of our hallucinogenics! Expand the consciousness of the masses with less polluting, greener bio-brainmass technologies!
11. Drug dealers! Staunchly struggle to increase distribution of recreational drugs! Renew their assortment and more fully satisfy the needs of the American consumer!
12. Drug traffickers! Develop and perfect the means of transport and communication! Improve by all means service to the national drug industry, more fully satisfy the needs of the diverse community of drug addicts!
13. Activists of literature and art, Hollywood filmmakers! Reach out to the new generations! Teach them an enlightened attitude towards study and recreation! Carry high the banner of counterculture!
14. Workers of the mainstream media! Stand on watch to guard the victories of Woodstock! Write news stories worthy of revolutionary psychedelic experience!
15. Supreme Court Justices! Strictly adhere to the legacy of the founders of Woodstock - the basic law of our lives!
16. Workers of health food industry! Increase the share of recycled organic matter in food preparation! Struggle for a high level of fiber in the servicing of the Woodstock generation!
17. Workers of the people's education! Perfect the preparation of cadres for utopian communes! Teach the growing generation that psychedelia is the pinnacle of intellectual thought!
18. Students and school children! Fervently love the ideals of Woodstock! Learn to live, kick back and relax as your favorite rock stars! Strengthen the powerful union of the three basic revolutionary forces of our time - tune in, turn on, drop out!
19. Minority students! Don't betray your communities - become active gang members! Education is what white people do - persistently demand redistribution of their wealth!
20. College students! Human past is a buzz killer! Ignore history unless it was written by Howard Zinn! Study the works of Zinn, the author of the official history of the Woodstock generation!
21. Peace activists! Decisively speak out against the right of your nations and their citizens to self-defense! All resistance to the forces of international peace and progress must be halted!
22. Workers of the world, unite in a variety of mutually pleasing sexual combinations, including animals, household appliances, and extraterrestrials!
23. Warm greeting to the people of Latin America, heroic fighters against fascist drug policies, for free and independent development of organic coca plantations, for peace, love, and non-resistance to progress!
24. Fraternal greeting to the unbeatable Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez, the source of free heating oil to Flower Power communities on the East and West coasts!
25. Honor and praise to the valiant al Qaeda and Taliban warriors! Let strengthen and flourish the poppy plantations of Afghanistan, an advanced outpost of the forces of peace and tranquility in the Western world!
26. Trippers of the world, unite!
“Don’t take the brown Viagra!”
Dude.
Duuuuuuuude! Your pants are wrinkled.
right on, man, like gnarly
Far Out, Man....
I say God Da— the pusher man.
“...every town must have a place where phony hippies meet
psychedelic dungeons popping up on every street
go to San Fraaaan...SIS co oo...”
FZ
Pictures like that should always be accompanied by directions to the nearest restroom.
Like...don’t Bogart that Ex-Lax man.
“Give me an ‘F’!”
“What?”
No Sh*t........I mean you know.......it’s time to hang it up dude. Disgusting I have one where this 70+ woman is in a bikini (email I got). Really..........it causes nausea.
Country Joe!
LOL
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