Posted on 08/23/2009 12:02:38 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
Subject: CASH FOR CODGERS
Just in from the White House . . .Cash for Codgers
Democrats, realizing the big success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama Nationalization - Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....
"CASH FOR CODGERS"
It works like this... Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person on the day of delivery. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more 'prescription dependent' codgers will garner the highest amounts.
Special 'Bonuses' will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussels sprouts, cheese, or Girl Scout Cookies.
All codgers will be rendered totally useless via a toxic injection - similar to that given to the engines of the 'clunker' trade ins. This will insure that they, like the vehicle 'clunkers', are not secretly resold (traded in) or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair and among society.
and think of the Methane kept out of the Ozone!
Young people aren’t that interested in getting health care. May I suggest offering college tuition for a geezer? How many grandparents would it cost for an eight year PHD degree?
Cash for Codger.............absolutely brilliant!!
Rush uses the term: Cash for Caskets.
-Rush-
So “couples” “will be required to turn in one” liberal, anti-family government/corporate retiree “on the day of delivery.” We sorely need a long economic depression.
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