Posted on 08/27/2009 1:48:24 PM PDT by Phree Non-Phixion
Impress your palate with a delectable feast creatively cooked up by our fine chefs de cuisine in our nation’s capital … because they know what you want, despite what you think you want.
Are you ready for some scrumptious tasty treats? We delightfully present the official menu from “The Democrat Diner”, a family-oriented restaurant specializing in an appetizing variety of special interest pork.
Today’s favorites include: “HealthCare for Everyone”, “Cap & Trade”, “Stimulus”, “Cash for Clunkers”, “Independent Chips & Democrat Dips”, and everyone’s favorite … “Elephant Stew”. Be sure to joyfully review the mouthwatering descriptions before you pick your succulent meal tonight. Oh … and, of course, our mealtime disclaimer in the small print at the bottom of our menu will really whet your appetite.
If it all sounds just too good to choose a single yummy favorite, we’re delighted to announce that we can accommodate your voracious appetite with our upcoming all-you-can-eat, even-if-you-don’t-want-it dinner buffet. And, don’t worry about the price of the buffet. If it’s too expensive for your budget, we’ll simply take the money to pay for it in taxes from the rich folks who employ 80% of the people in this country. And when they file for bankruptcy, you can come to work for the government … we pay better anyway.
Check out the actual menu here.
Will Soylent Green be on the menu?
Or must we wait till Obama death care is available?
Plot Summary for
Soylent Green (1973)
A tale of Earth in despair in 2022. Natural food like fruits, vegetables, and meat among others are now extinct. Earth is overpopulated and New York City has 40 million starving, poverty stricken people. The only way they survive is with water rations and eating a mysterious food called Soylent. A detective (Charleton Heston) investigates the murder of the president of the Soylent company. The truth he uncovers is more disturbing than the Earth in turmoil when he learns the secret ingredient of Soylent Green.
Another review:
In the year 2022, earth’s face has completely changed. New York’s population, for example, has grown to 40 million mouths to feed. The greenhouse effect has risen the temperature into nearly unbearable regions, and the people are kept in the cities by law. The rich live in separated luxury apartments (with women as part of the rented furniture) but also experience the lack of natural food. Strawberries are at $150 for a glass of them. Police Detective Thorn investigates a strange murdering case of an official from the Soylent corporation, which feeds the masses with a palette of their creations: Soylent red, yellow, or, even more nutritious, green ...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/plotsummary
Ah the environmentalists and Obama folks would love Soylent Green!!!
I remember reading “Soylent Green” and watching the movie.
Shhhhhhhh ... don’t give ‘em any ideas.
:)
Ah, but let’s ot forget ... not just old people could qualify. Why with record ABORTION funding ... need it continue? I wouldn’t out it past these, evil, evil people to do some “green” recyling all to “save the planet” of course.
Thanks!
:)
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