No the current status shows that the Earth has in fact been destroyed.
Posted on 09/19/2009 8:06:26 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
Nowhere- Every school kid knows that the world ended on June, 30 1908 at 7:14 am – or did it? According to a controversial new theory developed and championed by Dr. Erich Von Freemason of Universe University, the world may not have ended, and may, in fact, still be in existence today. Though virtually the entire scientific community scoffs at the notion as absurd, baseless, and without merit, many are latching onto this movement and its growing popularity amongst the mainstream is hard to deny.
Dr. Baltimore, M.D. (also of Universe University) sees this trend as troubling. He explained to The Vitamin Press that these ‘existentialist extremists’, as followers of the theory often refer to themselves as, are bad for community moral, community well-being, and may even be guilty of crime think.
Despite the general criticism and scorn of his peers, Freemason is using every moment and venue available to explain to the world that the world exists. He has also issued a bold challenge to all of his detractors: debate him or concede defeat.
Former vice presidential candidate and amateur intellectual, Albert Gore Junior, is not impressed. “Everybody knows that the world ended on June 30, 1908 when one of Nikoli Tesla’s land speed experiments broke the sound barrier, and a UFO crashed into the Tunguska region of Siberia. It’s a fact. The science is settled; and if it were not true, how could it it be taught in every public school in this country? Besides, Dr. Freebird’s research is funded by the oil companies, and as everybody knows, they stand to make huge profits should the world turn out to be real.”. Gore was equally unimpressed with Freemason’s challenge. “Look, I’d love to have it out with the man, but how in the world could we have this debate being that it has been so thoroughly established that there is no world to have it in?”
Winner!!!
the World ENDING .. this would put us ALL in HELL, and would explain the OBAMA Election.
good pt. Now have to go and prepare myself and family for the apocalypse. Seeriously.
It is Kinda Like the ‘Matrix’ meets ‘Abbott and Costelo’...
or the ‘Marx Brothers’...
I guess I need another drink...
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I sure miss ‘Soupy Sales’
This is HUGH...and SERIES!
ping
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What's with this latest crop of groups of people looking at FR as just a means to get hits on their website?
And I feel fine...
Sniff....
“I may believe in a creator God but in no way do I see him as benevolent.”
And why not? The same God who created the Heavens and the Earth also brought to fruition, life, love, faith, hope, mercy, grace, forgiveness, and compassion. Didn’t he create those too?
Yes, he not only created them, he perfected them through the life and sacrifice of his son.
At least, that’s what the Bible tells me.
The Lord giveth
and the Lord taketh away...
God will allow for good and punish evil...
and you are right...
God is not benevolent...
haven’t you seen crappy tv late;y...
but, the weather is actually calming.
“There’s no point in acting all surprised about it. The plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge formal complaints.”
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