Terrorist hid explosives in his bottom

The Telegraph ^ | 9/22/09 | Mikey_1962

[Billthedrill]

BtD: "Ah, yes, Imam, it is I, Abu bin Drill, your new suicide bomber."

Imam: "Peace be upon you, AbD - the last fellow did well but the bomb was not big enough. But there is good news. We have solved that problem."

BtD: "Ah, yes, Imam, I see you have a 155mm artillery shell for me. Do I carry it in to blow up the infidels?"

Imam: "Now the bad news..."

[AngelesCrestHighway]

So....This terrorist is basically taking one in the shorts for Allah?.....

[Lazamataz]

I’ve had beer farts that might have made these sort of headlines.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

LOL!

[Jack Hammer]

Al-Asiri, who was on a local “Most Wanted” list, arranged a meeting with him after insisting he had turned his back on terrorism.

And he wasn’t lying, either.

[SaraJohnson]

The Left has a lot of dangerously explosive bottom activity, it would seem.

[Gum Shoe]

The world’s a better place without that a$$ hole.

[This_far]

I want to know how he set it off

سحب إصبعي

(Arabic for 'pull my finger')

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Atlas Sneezed]

Suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri attempted to kill a Saudi prince by detonating explosives hidden in his bottom.

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It took 50 posts to notice that the guy’s name tell it all:
al-ASSiri!

[WakeUpAndVote]

Right there, that’s funny. I don’t care who you are.

[RichInOC]

“I should have used Preparation H.”

[Slings and Arrows]

"It's a all a mistake! I just had White Castle for lunch!"

[Danae]

Talk about gas....

[Lady Jag]

Now he's really bummed out.

[metmom]

Are you sure this isn’t from The Onion instead of The Telegraph?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I hope this gives Barney Frank nightmares! Someone should photoshop that pic of him grabbing that young guy’s butt! Put a lit fuse in it!

[Lady Jag]

Hey, Barney! Did you hear the story about the terrorist .... ?

[AFPhys]

"Truly emphasizing the ass in assinate."

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Im not usually a spelling czar, but this really cries out for correction:
Assassinate

[AFPhys]

I wonder if he pretended to something, turn, bend over to pick it up, then yell allahuahakbar! before cutting loose? Seems just a little too bizarre, but that’s about the height of imagination, innovation, and comedy from that area of the world, all rolled into one act.

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Goes right along with my thoughts:

“... Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go
They ran so fast the hounds couldn’t catch em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well we fired our cannons till the barrels melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with minie balls and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the ‘gator lost his mind...”

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The jihadist musta forgotten how to aim...